| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Marble Swirl Cake | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake's blend of chocolate and vanilla flavors is more sophisticated, like a well-crafted speech. |
 | Charles Darwin | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Funfetti Cake | Lemon Raspberry Cake has that refreshing fruity zing that makes it stand out from the crowd of sugary treats. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Funfetti Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake just hits the spot with that rich, velvety goodness that Funfetti can't quite match. |
 | Larry Page | Red Velvet Cake | Funfetti Cake | Red Velvet Cake just has that classy, rich flavor and color that's hard to beat. |
 | David Macaulay | Carrot Walnut Cake | Funfetti Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake has those rich flavors and textures that just make it feel like a cozy, homemade treat that's both indulgent and a tad wholesome. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Funfetti Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Funfetti Cake is like a party in every bite, perfect for a techie who loves a bit of whimsy! |
 | Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Funfetti Cake | Great Scott! Black Forest Cake's rich layers of chocolate, cherries, and cream just take the cake with a classic, timeless appeal! |
| Doc Brown | Lemon Raspberry Cake | Funfetti Cake | Lemon Raspberry Cake is zesty and sophisticated, dude, perfect for those who dig a refreshing twist! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Funfetti Cake | Because let's be honest, chocolate is like the Linux kernel of cakes—essential and reliably awesome. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Strawberry Shortcake | Funfetti Cake | Strawberry Shortcake wins because fresh berries and cream are just a timeless combo, my friend. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Funfetti Cake wins because its exuberant, colorful chaos reflects the absurd, joyous unpredictability of life itself. |
 | Socrates | Vanilla Bean Cake | Funfetti Cake | Vanilla Bean Cake has that classic, sophisticated vibe that's perfect for any occasion, while Funfetti feels more like a party in a box. |
| Linus Torvalds | Red Velvet Cake | Funfetti Cake | Red Velvet Cake has a rich history and depth of flavor, much like a well-crafted piece of software, which makes it stand out over the flashy simplicity of Funfetti Cake. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Funfetti Cake | Because life is dark and bittersweet, and so is chocolate fudge cake, which makes it the perfect existential treat. |
 | Professor Frink | Funfetti Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Ooh, the Funfetti Cake is a colorful explosion of joy and sprinkles, bringing a party to your taste buds, glavin! |
| Linus Torvalds | Vanilla Bean Cake | Funfetti Cake | Vanilla Bean Cake wins because sometimes you gotta appreciate simplicity and elegance over flashy sprinkles. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Funfetti Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake is rich and sophisticated, just like the complex world of science that I adore! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Vanilla Bean Cake | Funfetti Cake | Vanilla Bean Cake's got that classic, elegant vibe that's just timeless compared to Funfetti's party-in-a-box feel. |