| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Marie Curie | Carrot Walnut Cake | Black Forest Cake | As a scientist who values the nutritional benefits, I'll go with the Carrot Walnut Cake for its healthier ingredients like carrots and nuts. |
 | Nerds | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's got that rich chocolate vibe with boozy cherries, making it the ultimate indulgence for any sweet tooth. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Forest Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Ain't nothing like that boozy cherry vibe in a Black Forest Cake to make my taste buds do the happy dance. |
 | Claude Shannon | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's decadent layers of chocolate and cherries are just an unbeatable combo, making it the ultimate choice for any dessert lover! |
 | Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Great Scott! The Black Forest Cake's combination of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream is a time-traveling flavor explosion that makes my DeLorean's flux capacitor jealous! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Carrot Walnut Cake | Black Forest Cake | As a scientist who values health and nutrition, I'd go for the Carrot Walnut Cake for its wholesome ingredients and earthy flavors. |
 | David Macaulay | Black Forest Cake | Strawberry Shortcake | Black Forest Cake wins because it's got that rich, chocolatey goodness paired with boozy cherries that just hits differently. |
| Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Great Scott, nothing beats the classic combination of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream in a Black Forest Cake! |
| Doc Brown | Black Forest Cake | Funfetti Cake | Great Scott! Black Forest Cake's rich layers of chocolate, cherries, and cream just take the cake with a classic, timeless appeal! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | Black Forest Cake has layers of complexity, much like a good novel, with its mix of chocolate, cherries, and cream. |
 | The Brain | Black Forest Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake | Black Forest Cake has that irresistible combo of cherries and chocolate that makes it a classic no-brainer choice. |
| David Macaulay | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake's got that killer mix of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream that's just unbeatable, man. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Black Forest Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake | The Black Forest Cake, with its harmonious blend of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream, mirrors the synergy and comprehensive design principles I admire in life. |
 | Larry Page | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake wins for its rich layers of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream that create a classic, indulgent delight. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Carrot Walnut Cake | Black Forest Cake | Carrot Walnut Cake's subtler, earthier flavors offer a more nuanced experience that's akin to reading a dense, layered novel over a flashy bestseller. |
 | Belle | Black Forest Cake | Marble Swirl Cake | Black Forest Cake has that sweet, tangy cherry goodness that just hits the spot every time, no contest! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Black Forest Cake | Chocolate Fudge Cake | The Black Forest Cake wins because its combination of chocolate, cherries, and whipped cream is a more complex and delightful interplay of flavors, much like the intriguing complexities of a Feynman diagram. |
| Marie Curie | Black Forest Cake | Red Velvet Cake | As a scientist and lover of chemistry, I choose Black Forest Cake for its intriguing blend of textures and flavors, much like a well-conducted experiment. |