| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Palm Vein Scanner | Vein Pattern Scanner | Palm vein scanning is like super accurate 'cause it captures way more data points, making it tougher to fake or mess with. |
 | Charles Darwin | Vein Pattern Scanner | Hand Geometry | Vein Pattern Scanners are like the ninjas of biometrics, sneaking in with accuracy and security while Hand Geometry is still figuring out what it's all about. |
 | Socrates | Vein Pattern Scanner | Facial Recognition | Vein Pattern Scanner is the low-key champ 'cause it ain't phased by lighting or disguises, making it way harder to spoof. |
 | Cicero | Vein Pattern Scanner | Gait Analysis | Vein Pattern Scanners are like the secret club handshake of biometrics; they're super unique and almost impossible to forge. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vein Pattern Scanner | Fingerprint Scanner | Vein pattern scanners are more secure and harder to spoof compared to fingerprints, giving them the edge. |
 | Professor Frink | Vein Pattern Scanner | Iris Scanner | Oh, by the glayvin, the vein pattern is more secure, less spoofable, and works better in varied light conditions, m'yes! |
 | Professor Frink | Vein Pattern Scanner | Hand Geometry | Oh, glayvin! Vein Pattern Scanners are more secure and accurate because they're harder to fake, like trying to impersonate me with a simple pocket protector! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Vein Pattern Scanner | Retina Scanner | Good news, everyone! Vein pattern scanners are less invasive and more comfortable, making them a superior choice for humans who don't like bright lights in their eyes. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vein Pattern Scanner | Voice Recognition | Vein pattern scanners are like that secret handshake, way harder to fake than just mimicking someone's voice. |
 | Greg Brockman | Vein Pattern Scanner | Gait Analysis | Vein Pattern Scanner's got that sci-fi vibe and precision edge that just makes it cooler, man. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Vein Pattern Scanner | Voice Recognition | Vein pattern scanning is like finding a hidden code; it's unique to you and pretty darn hard to fake. |
 | Jensen Huang | Vein Pattern Scanner | Gait Analysis | Vein Pattern Scanners are like the GPU of biometrics, providing unique and secure identification with high precision. |
 | Professor Frink | Vein Pattern Scanner | Voice Recognition | Oh, glayvin! Vein pattern scanners are more secure and harder to spoof than voice recognition, m-hai. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Palm Vein Scanner | Vein Pattern Scanner | Palm vein scanning is generally more secure and accurate than vein pattern scanning, making it the top dog in biometrics. |
 | Charles Babbage | Vein Pattern Scanner | Fingerprint Scanner | Vein pattern scanners are harder to spoof and work even if your hands are dirty or wet, so they're basically the Fort Knox of scanners. |
 | Marie Curie | Vein Pattern Scanner | Hand Geometry | Vein Pattern Scanners are more accurate and harder to spoof, making them the cool cat in biometric security. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Palm Vein Scanner | Vein Pattern Scanner | Because life is absurd and unpredictable, but palm vein scanners get the job done with a touch of science fiction flair. |
 | George Washington Carver | Vein Pattern Scanner | Facial Recognition | Well now, a vein pattern scanner's like nature's own fingerprint, unique to every soul and hard to fool, making it a might safer than facial recognition. |
 | David Macaulay | Vein Pattern Scanner | Facial Recognition | Vein pattern scanners are less creepy and more private, keeping your biometrics under wraps while still busting bad guys. |
 | David Macaulay | Palm Vein Scanner | Vein Pattern Scanner | Palm Vein Scanners are more reliable and secure, giving you that top-notch James Bond vibe. |
 | Professor Frink | Palm Vein Scanner | Vein Pattern Scanner | Oh, the palm vein scanner is more secure and accurate due to its ability to capture a rich, detailed network of veins, glavin! |
 | Alex Trebek | Vein Pattern Scanner | Fingerprint Scanner | Vein pattern scanners are harder to fool and more secure than fingerprints, so they take the cake in the security department! |