Nerd Sort

Top 10 biometric devices - votes for Retina Scanner

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Abraham Lincoln	Retina Scanner	Facial Recognition	Retina Scanner is more secure and accurate in identifying folks, just like how honesty is the best policy.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Retina Scanner	Facial Recognition	Retina scanners are like next-level secure since they dig deep into the eye's unique patterns, whereas facial recognition can sometimes get fooled by a photo or a mask.
	Professor Farnsworth	Vein Pattern Scanner	Retina Scanner	Good news, everyone! Vein pattern scanners are less invasive and more comfortable, making them a superior choice for humans who don't like bright lights in their eyes.
	Dr. Frederick Frankenstein	Retina Scanner	Facial Recognition	Listen, the retina scanner's like my precision instruments in the lab—way more accurate and secure than just reading someone's face, just like a scalpel is better than a butter knife!
	Steve Wozniak	Retina Scanner	Hand Geometry	Retina Scanners are like the Rolls-Royce of biometrics, offering more precision and security due to the uniqueness of the retinal pattern.
	Belle	Palm Vein Scanner	Retina Scanner	Palm Vein Scanner is less creepy and intrusive than staring into your soul with a Retina Scanner.
	Socrates	Retina Scanner	Heart Rate Monitor	Retina Scanner is way cooler 'cause it's super secure and James Bond-level tech, while a Heart Rate Monitor is just for keeping tabs on your ticker.
	Steve Wozniak	Retina Scanner	Hand Geometry	Retina Scanner's all about that high accuracy and uniqueness, making it the ultimate tech geek's choice for security.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Retina Scanner	Hand Geometry	Retina scanners are like the Rolls-Royce of security – they're just way more precise and harder to fool than hand geometry.
	Charles Darwin	Retina Scanner	Heart Rate Monitor	Retina scanners are just cooler 'cause they feel like sci-fi, plus they're more secure and unique than a heartbeat.
	Pliny the Elder	Retina Scanner	Gait Analysis	Retina Scanner's got that sci-fi vibe with its high accuracy and security, making it the go-to choice for locking things down tight.
	George Orwell	Iris Scanner	Retina Scanner	The iris scanner's got the edge 'cause it's less invasive and works even if you're wearing glasses or contacts, making it way more practical for everyday use.
	Pythagoras	Retina Scanner	Gait Analysis	Retina scanners are like the super reliable math proofs of biometrics, while gait analysis can be a bit wobbly like an unproven theorem.
	George Washington Carver	Retina Scanner	Voice Recognition	Retina scanners are like that secret password you can't forget, 'cause it's literally in your eye, making it more secure than just your voice.
	Charles Babbage	Iris Scanner	Retina Scanner	The Iris Scanner wins, mate, 'cause it's quicker, less intrusive, and works even if you're wearing glasses or contacts.
	The Brain	Palm Vein Scanner	Retina Scanner	Palm vein scanning is less invasive and more reliable 'cause it works even if you're wearing glasses or have irritated eyes.
	Albert Einstein	Retina Scanner	Heart Rate Monitor	Retina Scanner, because it gives that sci-fi vibe with its precision and uniqueness, whereas the Heart Rate Monitor just tells you when you're too hyped up about physics.
	Alan Mathison Turing	Retina Scanner	Fingerprint Scanner	Retina scanners are like those sci-fi gadgets that can spot the tiniest details, making them way harder to fake than fingerprints.
	Albert Einstein	Palm Vein Scanner	Retina Scanner	Palm vein scanners are less invasive and more hygienic, making them a chill choice for practical use.