| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are like the OG ocean floaters with their alien vibes and bioluminescence, plus they don’t even have brains but totally own their watery world. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | The Bobtail Squid's symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is a mind-bending marvel of nature, a real-life sci-fi partnership that leaves the Lanternfish in its glow. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dinoflagellates | Lanternfish | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean with their bioluminescent glow, and that's just too cool to pass up! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Bobtail Squid have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, making them like tiny, self-contained light shows, while Lanternfish are more like the streetlights of the ocean; whimsical wins over functional in my book. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Firefly | Lanternfish | Firefly's got that rewatchable charm and cult following, man; it just shines brighter in the sci-fi universe! |
 | Nerds | Dinoflagellates | Lanternfish | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean with their bioluminescent magic, making them the cooler choice for a nerd who loves nature's glow show. |
 | Greg Brockman | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are like nature's glow sticks, lighting up the ocean with their bioluminescent coolness! |
 | Charles Darwin | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish got that timeless swag with bioluminescence and stingers; they own the ocean like bosses. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Vampire Squid | Lanternfish | Vampire Squids are the goths of the deep sea, and that's just too cool to overlook. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vampire Squid | Lanternfish | Vampire Squid's got that awesome cloak and deep-sea style, making it the ultimate creature of mystery and survival in the ocean's depths! |
 | Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish got that gnarly bioluminescent lure and a badass rep that's hard to beat. |
 | Socrates | Firefly | Lanternfish | Fireflies got that cool glow and charm that makes summer nights magical, man. |
 | Grace Hopper | Dinoflagellates | Lanternfish | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean like a disco party, and who doesn't love a good dance under the sea stars? |
 | Professor Frink | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Oh, the bobtail squid, with its symbiotic bioluminescent bacteria, is like the Einstein of camouflage, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Vampire Squid | Lanternfish | Vampire Squid wins because, oh boy, it's like a living fossil with a cloak, and it's just too cool to be overlooked, glaven! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mycena Mushroom | Lanternfish | Mycena mushrooms can glow in the dark, making them fascinating from a scientific perspective, like a biological night light! |
| Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish is the OG of the deep sea with that badass glowing lure that screams 'come at me, bro!' |
 | Larry Page | Firefly | Lanternfish | Fireflies light up the night with an enchanting glow, much like how great ideas illuminate the world. |
| Professor Frink | Vampire Squid | Lanternfish | Oh, glayvin! The vampire squid is totally tubular with its ability to survive in the deep dark ocean, using bioluminescence for defense and communication! |
 | The Brain | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | The Bobtail Squid has this totally rad symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria that's just way cooler than the Lanternfish's glow-up. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mycena Mushroom | Lanternfish | As a scientist intrigued by fungi, I'd say Mycena Mushroom wins for its fascinating biochemical properties and potential antimicrobial applications. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Comb Jelly | Lanternfish | Comb Jellies are like the quirky, resilient pioneers of the ocean, winning points for their bio-luminescent disco vibes and ability to devour prey with an almost alien grace. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vampire Squid | Lanternfish | Vampire Squid is like the super cool, mysterious deep-sea ninja with its cloak-like webbing and bioluminescent moves. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Bobtail Squid gets the edge for its cool symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, which is just fascinating and seems like the kind of teamwork that makes open-source projects shine. |
 | Alex Trebek | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish have that wicked biological flashlight on their head to lure in prey, making them the ultimate deep-sea predator. |
| Steve Wozniak | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are quirky and fascinating like a well-written piece of code, they just float around without a brain and still manage to survive! |
| Steve Wozniak | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are just so mesmerizing with their glow and floaty dance, it's like watching a living lava lamp. |