| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The anglerfish's built-in headlamp is the ultimate deep-sea flex, outshining the glow worm's terrestrial glow. |
 | Larry Page | Jellyfish | Glow Worm | Jellyfish are like these crazy alien creatures with immortal vibes and bioluminescence, so they totally win! |
 | Carl Sagan | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The Anglerfish is like an ambassador of the deep sea, wielding its bioluminescent lure like a cosmic beacon in the dark, mysterious ocean depths. |
 | Albert Einstein | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the OGs of the ocean with their rainbow lights and badass ability to regenerate any lost body part, which is pretty rad. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Firefly | Glow Worm | Firefly's got that iconic summer-night charm and lights up the scene with its enchanting glow, just like a masterpiece painting. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Glow Worm | Vampire Squid | The Glow Worm's bioluminescent charm is as captivating as a good story by the fireside, bringing light to the darkest of times, much like a resilient spirit. |
 | Jensen Huang | Dinoflagellates | Glow Worm | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean like a natural disco party, and who doesn't love a good ocean rave? |
 | Louis Pasteur | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb jellies are the OGs of the ocean, flaunting bioluminescence and marine elegance like it's nobody's business. |
 | Galileo | Dinoflagellates | Glow Worm | Dinoflagellates are like the glitter of the ocean, lighting up the waves with their bioluminescence, and that's just way cooler than a glow worm chilling in the forest. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Glow Worm | Vampire Squid | Glow Worms light up the night like a disco, making them the ultimate party starters of the animal kingdom. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The anglerfish is like the deep-sea boss with its own built-in lure, making it the ultimate predator in the dark ocean depths. |
 | George Washington Carver | Glow Worm | Vampire Squid | Glow worms light up the night like a disco ball, making them way cooler and more mesmerizing. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the original hackers of the ocean, using cilia instead of bioluminescence for movement, which is just cool and efficient. |
 | Cicero | Bobtail Squid | Glow Worm | The Bobtail Squid's ability to glow in the dark through symbiosis is like having a built-in nightlight that's way cooler than any glow worm's flicker. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | I mean, the anglerfish's creepy glowing lure is like the ultimate deep-sea horror movie bait—way cooler than a glow worm's gentle sparkle. |
| Carl Sagan | Glow Worm | Vampire Squid | Glow Worms light up the caves like a cosmic dance party, which is just astronomically awesome. |
 | George Orwell | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | In the eerie depths of the ocean, the anglerfish's glowing lure is like a dystopian beacon, a perfect metaphor for the bait and trap of totalitarian regimes. |
| Carl Sagan | Mycena Mushroom | Glow Worm | Because the Mycena Mushroom adds a touch of cosmic wonder with its bioluminescence, akin to tiny Earth-bound stars lighting up the forest floor. |
| Cicero | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the disco balls of the sea, with their rainbow light show, making them way cooler than glow worms. |