| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nerds | Comb Jelly | Mycena Mushroom | Comb Jellies are the OGs of the ocean world with their ancient lineage and bioluminescent vibes, making them way cooler in my book. |
 | Doc Brown | Comb Jelly | Vampire Squid | Comb Jellies are like the disco balls of the ocean with their mesmerizing lights, which is just way cooler than the Vampire Squid's low-key lurk in the deep sea. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Comb Jelly | Jellyfish | Comb Jellies fascinate me with their mesmerizing light displays and unique propulsion method, just the kind of marvel I appreciate as an inventor. |
 | Albert Einstein | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the OGs of the ocean with their rainbow lights and badass ability to regenerate any lost body part, which is pretty rad. |
 | Grace Hopper | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | Anglerfish are like the cool, mysterious deep-sea warriors with their own built-in fishing rods, and that's just hard to beat! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb jellies are the OGs of the ocean, flaunting bioluminescence and marine elegance like it's nobody's business. |
 | Alex Trebek | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | The anglerfish has that cool bioluminescent lure thing going on, which makes it like the deep sea's version of a ninja with a flashlight. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | The Bobtail Squid wins for its remarkable symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, a natural marvel that would make Kilgore Trout's imagination glow. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the original hackers of the ocean, using cilia instead of bioluminescence for movement, which is just cool and efficient. |
 | George Orwell | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | The eerie glow of the Anglerfish's lure is like a dystopian flashlight in the deep sea, perfectly Orwellian in its haunting allure. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | Bobtail Squid gets the edge because its symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is an elegant demonstration of nature's synergistic brilliance. |
 | Marie Curie | Firefly | Comb Jelly | Fireflies light up summer nights with their romantic glow, sparking joy and wonder in a way that's hard to beat. |
| Nerds | Dinoflagellates | Comb Jelly | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean like a cosmic rave, making them the ultimate bioluminescent party starters. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Comb Jelly | Lanternfish | Comb Jellies are like the quirky, resilient pioneers of the ocean, winning points for their bio-luminescent disco vibes and ability to devour prey with an almost alien grace. |
| Albert Einstein | Comb Jelly | Mycena Mushroom | Comb Jelly wins for its cosmic vibes with bioluminescence, reminiscent of the wonders of physics and the universe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | Well, ya see, the Bobtail Squid's got this nifty symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, which makes it a real standout in the marine world, kinda like having your own built-in flashlight. |
 | Professor Frink | Dinoflagellates | Comb Jelly | Oh, glavin! Dinoflagellates are bioluminescent and make the ocean glow, which is just the coolest thing ever, m-hay. |
 | Cicero | Comb Jelly | Glow Worm | Comb Jellies are like the disco balls of the sea, with their rainbow light show, making them way cooler than glow worms. |