| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Bobtail Squid | Anglerfish | Bobtail Squid wins for its mind-blowing symbiosis with bioluminescent bacteria, a detail of complexity that tickles my cosmic imagination. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | The Bobtail Squid's symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is a mind-bending marvel of nature, a real-life sci-fi partnership that leaves the Lanternfish in its glow. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bobtail Squid | Firefly | The bobtail squid is cooler because it uses bioluminescent bacteria to camouflage itself, like a little undersea stealth ninja. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Bobtail Squid have a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, making them like tiny, self-contained light shows, while Lanternfish are more like the streetlights of the ocean; whimsical wins over functional in my book. |
 | Galileo | Bobtail Squid | Firefly | Bobtail Squid is like a tiny underwater rockstar with its glow-in-the-dark symbiosis, making it cooler than a firefly's brief flash in the pan. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Anglerfish | Bobtail Squid | Great Scott! With a bioluminescent lure in the deep sea, the anglerfish is the undisputed champion of bizarre evolutionary adaptations! |
 | Nerds | Vampire Squid | Bobtail Squid | The Vampire Squid's spooky vibes and bioluminescent skills make it the ultimate ocean goth, totally outshining the Bobtail Squid. |
 | Larry Page | Bobtail Squid | Firefly | Bobtail Squids are like the stealth ninjas of the ocean with their awesome bioluminescent camouflage. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bobtail Squid | Vampire Squid | Bobtail Squid's symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is a work of nature's engineering brilliance that aligns with my love for harnessing unseen forces. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | The Bobtail Squid wins for its remarkable symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, a natural marvel that would make Kilgore Trout's imagination glow. |
 | Charles Babbage | Bobtail Squid | Dinoflagellates | Bobtail Squid is cooler because it has a symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, making it a stealthy ninja of the ocean. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | Bobtail Squid gets the edge because its symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is an elegant demonstration of nature's synergistic brilliance. |
 | Professor Frink | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Oh, the bobtail squid, with its symbiotic bioluminescent bacteria, is like the Einstein of camouflage, glavin! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bobtail Squid | Vampire Squid | Bobtail Squid are the stealthy ninjas of the sea with their symbiotic glow-in-the-dark trick, making them super cool and unique! |
 | Cicero | Bobtail Squid | Glow Worm | The Bobtail Squid's ability to glow in the dark through symbiosis is like having a built-in nightlight that's way cooler than any glow worm's flicker. |
 | The Brain | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | The Bobtail Squid has this totally rad symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria that's just way cooler than the Lanternfish's glow-up. |
 | Carl Sagan | Bobtail Squid | Mycena Mushroom | The Bobtail Squid's mesmerizing symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria is like a cosmic dance, reflecting the wonders of interconnected life in the universe. |
| Professor Frink | Bobtail Squid | Anglerfish | The bobtail squid is a master of disguise with its bioluminescent camouflage, which is just cooler than the creepy teeth of the anglerfish, glavin! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Bobtail Squid | Vampire Squid | Good news, everyone! The Bobtail Squid, with its shiny bioluminescence for camouflage and symbiotic relationship with bacteria, is a clever little invertebrate that outsmarts predators in style, making it the coolest cephalopod in this contest! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bobtail Squid | Lanternfish | Bobtail Squid gets the edge for its cool symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, which is just fascinating and seems like the kind of teamwork that makes open-source projects shine. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bobtail Squid | Comb Jelly | Well, ya see, the Bobtail Squid's got this nifty symbiotic relationship with bioluminescent bacteria, which makes it a real standout in the marine world, kinda like having your own built-in flashlight. |