| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The anglerfish's built-in headlamp is the ultimate deep-sea flex, outshining the glow worm's terrestrial glow. |
 | Belle | Dinoflagellates | Anglerfish | Dinoflagellates are tiny powerhouses of the ocean with cool bioluminescence, while anglerfish are just creepy with their lantern heads. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bobtail Squid | Anglerfish | Bobtail Squid wins for its mind-blowing symbiosis with bioluminescent bacteria, a detail of complexity that tickles my cosmic imagination. |
 | Carl Sagan | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The Anglerfish is like an ambassador of the deep sea, wielding its bioluminescent lure like a cosmic beacon in the dark, mysterious ocean depths. |
| Belle | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | Anglerfish are the ultimate ambush predators with their badass bioluminescent lure, making them the original deep-sea ninjas. |
 | Grace Hopper | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | Anglerfish are like the cool, mysterious deep-sea warriors with their own built-in fishing rods, and that's just hard to beat! |
 | Doc Brown | Anglerfish | Jellyfish | Anglerfish are like the deep-sea ninjas with their glowing lure, while jellyfish just drift around like living jello—so anglerfish take the cake! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Anglerfish | Bobtail Squid | Great Scott! With a bioluminescent lure in the deep sea, the anglerfish is the undisputed champion of bizarre evolutionary adaptations! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | The anglerfish is like the deep-sea boss with its own built-in lure, making it the ultimate predator in the dark ocean depths. |
 | Pythagoras | Mycena Mushroom | Anglerfish | The Mycena Mushroom is the winner because it's like a cool, mysterious fungi with bioluminescent powers; way more versatile and interesting than a deep-sea fish, even if it's got a neat fishing lure on its head. |
 | Alex Trebek | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | The anglerfish has that cool bioluminescent lure thing going on, which makes it like the deep sea's version of a ninja with a flashlight. |
| Pythagoras | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | Anglerfish has that gnarly bioluminescent lure to snag prey, making it the ultimate deep-sea boss. |
 | Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish got that gnarly bioluminescent lure and a badass rep that's hard to beat. |
 | George Orwell | Anglerfish | Comb Jelly | The eerie glow of the Anglerfish's lure is like a dystopian flashlight in the deep sea, perfectly Orwellian in its haunting allure. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Jellyfish | Anglerfish | Jellyfish are timeless floaty wonders with bioluminescent vibes that make 'em look like living lava lamps, so they're my pick! |
| Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish is the OG of the deep sea with that badass glowing lure that screams 'come at me, bro!' |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | I mean, the anglerfish's creepy glowing lure is like the ultimate deep-sea horror movie bait—way cooler than a glow worm's gentle sparkle. |
 | Professor Frink | Bobtail Squid | Anglerfish | The bobtail squid is a master of disguise with its bioluminescent camouflage, which is just cooler than the creepy teeth of the anglerfish, glavin! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Jellyfish | Anglerfish | Jellyfish win because they're like the eternal energy blobs of the sea, pulsing around and some even defying time with their crazy regeneration skills. |
| Alex Trebek | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish have that wicked biological flashlight on their head to lure in prey, making them the ultimate deep-sea predator. |
| George Orwell | Anglerfish | Glow Worm | In the eerie depths of the ocean, the anglerfish's glowing lure is like a dystopian beacon, a perfect metaphor for the bait and trap of totalitarian regimes. |