| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Deep-sea squid | Jellyfish | Deep-sea squids are like the ninjas of the ocean with their sneaky camouflage and epic bioluminescent shows. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Deep-sea squid | Lanternfish | Deep-sea squid win this bout because, like a sci-fi author, they wield a mysterious, tentacled allure that sparks the imagination and inhabit the deep, dark realms of the unknown. |
 | Cicero | Anglerfish | Deep-sea squid | Anglerfish are the ultimate deep-sea badasses with their freaky glowing lures and gnarly teeth, making them the most hardcore hunters down there. |
 | Marie Curie | Deep-sea squid | Cookiecutter shark | Deep-sea squid are fascinating with their bioluminescence and adaptability to extreme environments, reflecting my love for the wonders and complexities of science. |
 | Data | Deep-sea squid | Firefly | Deep-sea squid are like the stealth ninjas of the ocean with their bioluminescence, while fireflies are cool but they're just lighting up the backyard. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Jellyfish | Deep-sea squid | Jellyfish got that straightforward vibe with their simple body structure, plus some can glow in the dark, which is pretty rad. |
 | The Brain | Deep-sea squid | Jellyfish | Deep-sea squids are like the ocean's secret ninjas, with their stealthy ink clouds and glow-in-the-dark vibes – way cooler than a jellyfish's simple floaty life. |
 | Galileo | Deep-sea squid | Cookiecutter shark | Deep-sea squid is like the mysterious ninja of the ocean, with its cool bioluminescence and jet propulsion, while the Cookiecutter shark, though fascinating, is like a sneaky cookie thief in comparison. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Deep-sea squid | Crystal jelly | The deep-sea squid is like a mysterious underwater Tesla coil, sparking curiosity with its cosmic bioluminescence and otherworldly adaptability. |
 | Carl Sagan | Deep-sea squid | Anglerfish | The deep-sea squid, with its marvelous bioluminescent displays and intricate behaviors, embodies the cosmic wonder of adaptation in the dark depths of the ocean, a testament to the universe's creativity. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Deep-sea squid | Atolla jellyfish | The Deep-sea squid's mysterious and elusive nature embodies the curiosity and pioneering spirit that defined my life and work. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Deep-sea squid | Lanternfish | Deep-sea squids are like the ninjas of the ocean, with their mind-blowing adaptability and camouflage skills. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Lanternfish | Deep-sea squid | Lanternfish light up like little disco balls in the dark, turning the deep sea into a cosmic dance floor. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Deep-sea squid | Cookiecutter shark | Deep-sea squid are like the stealth ninjas of the ocean with their bioluminescence and jet propulsion, making them way cooler than the bite-and-run Cookiecutter shark. |
| Cicero | Anglerfish | Deep-sea squid | The Anglerfish is like the ultimate deep-sea predator with its freaky bioluminescent lure, making it the cooler choice for sheer intimidation and weirdness factor. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lanternfish | Deep-sea squid | Lanternfish light up the deep sea like little cosmic beacons, embodying the synergy of biology and physics that I find utterly fascinating. |