| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Because Glowworms got that magical fairy-tale glow that makes 'em feel like little stars in the grass, while Lanternfish just hang out in the deep, dark ocean like something from a dystopian novel. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetle wins because its acrobatics are just too cool to ignore, unlike the Lanternfish which is mostly about deep-sea vibes. |
 | Professor Frink | Firefly | Lanternfish | Oh, glayvin! Fireflies light up the night with their bioluminescent charm, making them the natural choice over lanternfish, which are more of a deep-sea spectacle. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetles are just way cooler with their nifty jumping trick, while Lanternfish are just chillin' in the deep with their glow. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lanternfish | Glowworm | Well ya see, the lanternfish has got that bioluminescence thing goin' on that’s like a built-in flashlight in the deep sea, which is wicked cool, don’t ya think? |
 | Cicero | Firefly | Lanternfish | Fireflies are like tiny, flying light shows and bring back nostalgic summer vibes, making them way cooler than lanternfish that chill in the deep ocean where nobody can see them. |
 | George Washington Carver | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetles got that crazy jump skill, making them the real life acrobats of the insect world, and that's just plain cool! |
 | Professor Frink | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Oh, glayvin! Jellyfish are like the gooey, floaty wonders of the ocean with their bioluminescence and fascinating simplicity, making them the quirky stars of the sea! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are like the OG of the ocean with their cool glow and ageless vibe, making them way more iconic than lanternfish. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetles have that cool flip move, so they totally win the fun factor battle! |
 | Doogie Howser | Lanternfish | Click Beetle | Lanternfish lights up the deep sea like a disco ball, and that's just too cool to ignore. |
 | The Brain | Lanternfish | Click Beetle | Lanternfish light up the deep sea like a disco ball, so they win for style points. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetles have this cool flipping mechanism that reminds me of how code can turn problems upside down; that's just fascinating! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Firefly | Lanternfish | Fireflies light up the night with their natural glow while Lanternfish just chill deep in the ocean, so fireflies win for sheer visibility and magical vibes. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms light up the forest like a science fair project, while Lanternfish just chill in the ocean depths where no one can see 'em. |
 | Cicero | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish are like the ultimate deep-sea badasses with their own built-in fishing rod and a jaw that can take on prey twice their size. |
 | Greg Brockman | Lanternfish | Dinoflagellate | Lanternfish light up the deep sea like a rock concert, which is just way cooler than dinoflagellates chilling in their algal groove. |
 | John von Neumann | Squid | Lanternfish | Squids are super cool because they have jet propulsion and can change colors like a living disco ball. |
 | Pythagoras | Click Beetle | Lanternfish | Click Beetles are pretty cool with their nifty click mechanism to flip themselves over, while Lanternfish are just kind of chill in the deep sea. |
 | Archimedes | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms are like tiny, magical fairies lighting up the night, and that's just way cooler than a fish any day. |
 | Pythagoras | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish are iconic deep-sea predators with a terrifying glow-in-the-dark lure, straight outta a sci-fi horror flick. |
 | Data | Jellyfish | Lanternfish | Jellyfish are like the glowing ghosts of the sea, surviving for millions of years with their hypnotic movements and stinging grace, so they take the crown. |
 | John von Neumann | Anglerfish | Lanternfish | Anglerfish are like the deep-sea ninjas with their own built-in flashlight, totally perfect for their spooky abyss life. |
 | George Orwell | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms are just cooler because they light up like little flying stars, while lanternfish are deep-sea lurkers. |
 | Alex Trebek | Dinoflagellate | Lanternfish | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean with bioluminescence and help drive the marine ecosystem, how cool is that? |