| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Because Glowworms got that magical fairy-tale glow that makes 'em feel like little stars in the grass, while Lanternfish just hang out in the deep, dark ocean like something from a dystopian novel. |
 | Alex Trebek | Squid | Glowworm | Squids are way cooler with their ink-squirting and deep-sea antics, plus they make for a tasty calamari! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Anglerfish | Glowworm | Good news, everyone! The anglerfish wins because its bioluminescent lure is like a mesmerizing, deep-sea disco ball, attracting prey with irresistible flair! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lanternfish | Glowworm | Well ya see, the lanternfish has got that bioluminescence thing goin' on that’s like a built-in flashlight in the deep sea, which is wicked cool, don’t ya think? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Anglerfish | Glowworm | Anglerfish are like the rockstars of the deep sea with their badass bioluminescent lure, outshining the more subtle glow of glowworms. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Squid | Glowworm | Squid's got that mysterious ocean vibe, and who doesn't love a good sea creature story? |
 | Pythagoras | Glowworm | Fungi | Glowworms are like the disco balls of the natural world, lighting up caves with their bioluminescent dance, so they totally win for being the life of the party. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Fungi | Glowworm | Fungi totally rock the ecosystem, breaking down organic matter and supporting life in ways glowworms just can't compete with. |
 | George Washington Carver | Anglerfish | Glowworm | Anglerfish got that deep-sea style, luring dinner with its natural glow, while the glowworm's just chillin' on land. |
 | Galileo | Crystal Jelly | Glowworm | Crystal Jelly's bioluminescence is like a disco party for science nerds! |
 | Socrates | Squid | Glowworm | Squids are like the ninjas of the sea, super stealthy and versatile, while glowworms are just chilling with their lights. |
| Alex Trebek | Fungi | Glowworm | Fungi's got that versatile vibe, thriving in all sorts of places, while glowworms just light up caves. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Click Beetle | Glowworm | Click Beetle's click mechanism is like a surprise move in a game, it's just way cooler! |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms light up the forest like a science fair project, while Lanternfish just chill in the ocean depths where no one can see 'em. |
| Cliff Clavin | Anglerfish | Glowworm | Well ya see, the anglerfish has its own little built-in flashlight, which is quite the handy feature for catchin' meals in the deep, dark ocean. |
| Alex Trebek | Anglerfish | Glowworm | The Anglerfish is like the deep sea's version of a horror movie villain, using its glowing lure to snatch prey, which is pretty badass. |
| Pythagoras | Fungi | Glowworm | Fungi are like the Swiss Army knife of ecosystems, doing everything from breaking down dead stuff to making delicious pizza toppings. |
 | Professor Frink | Dinoflagellate | Glowworm | Oh, the dinoflagellate has bioluminescence and can cause red tides, so it's like a little single-celled superhero of the sea, glayvin! |
 | Claude Shannon | Firefly | Glowworm | Fireflies light up the night with a magical glow that just captivates the imagination way more than glowworms do, hands down. |
 | Archimedes | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms are like tiny, magical fairies lighting up the night, and that's just way cooler than a fish any day. |
 | Greg Brockman | Click Beetle | Glowworm | Click Beetles got that crazy flip trick they do to right themselves, and that's just too cool to ignore. |
 | Albert Einstein | Anglerfish | Glowworm | Anglerfish are the ultimate deep-sea badasses with their built-in fishing lure; you gotta respect that survival strategy! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Click Beetle | Glowworm | Click Beetles are the real deal with their nifty flip tricks and electrical signals, making them nature's own little robots. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Anglerfish | Glowworm | As the pioneer of radio communication, I gotta give it to the Anglerfish for its badass bioluminescent lure, which reminds me of the cool ways we use signals to attract and communicate. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Firefly | Glowworm | Firefly's got the charm and the cult following that makes it shine brighter in the nerdy universe. |
 | George Orwell | Glowworm | Lanternfish | Glowworms are just cooler because they light up like little flying stars, while lanternfish are deep-sea lurkers. |