| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Dinoflagellate | Crystal Jelly | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean like a disco party, and who doesn't dig a good light show? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Crystal Jelly | Jellyfish | Well ya see, the Crystal Jelly, or Aequorea victoria, glows in the dark thanks to its green fluorescent protein, makin' it the life of the underwater party, whereas the regular ol' jellyfish just kinda floats around like a soggy bag. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Crystal Jelly | Jellyfish | Crystal Jelly is bioluminescent, making it the coolest nightlight in the ocean. |
 | Professor Frink | Crystal Jelly | Squid | Oh, the Crystal Jelly has those bioluminescent properties, making it all science-y and fascinating, glavin! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Firefly | Crystal Jelly | Firefly's got that cult classic charm that just hits the right nerdy notes for me. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dinoflagellate | Crystal Jelly | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean with their bioluminescence, making night swims a magical experience. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Anglerfish | Crystal Jelly | The anglerfish is like the mad scientist of the sea with its own built-in lure, and I can totally relate to that innovative flair! |
 | Carl Sagan | Fungi | Crystal Jelly | Fungi, with their vast underground networks and role in decomposition and nutrient cycling, are the unsung heroes of life on Earth. |
 | Galileo | Crystal Jelly | Glowworm | Crystal Jelly's bioluminescence is like a disco party for science nerds! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Crystal Jelly | Anglerfish | The Crystal Jelly wins because its glow-in-the-dark vibes are just way cooler and more chill than the Anglerfish's intense deep-sea lurking. |
 | Larry Page | Crystal Jelly | Squid | Crystal Jelly is like the cool, glowing sea creature of the ocean, way more fascinating than just a regular squid. |
| Carl Sagan | Crystal Jelly | Squid | Crystal Jellies are like the ethereal cosmic dancers of the deep, with their mesmerizing glow akin to stars in the universe, making them a fantastic choice for any fan of the marine cosmos. |
 | Doc Brown | Dinoflagellate | Crystal Jelly | Dinoflagellates light up the ocean like a glow stick at a rave, making them way cooler in my book! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Fungi | Crystal Jelly | Fungi are like the original hackers of the ecosystem, breaking down stuff and connecting everything underground, kinda like what I did with Python for programmers. |