| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mindfulness Meditation | Microdosing | Mindfulness Meditation wins because it offers long-lasting mental clarity and balance without the side effects and legal issues of microdosing. |
 | Doogie Howser | Red Light Therapy | Microdosing | Given my medical background and the proven benefits of Red Light Therapy in various clinical settings, I lean towards it for its more consistent and researched benefits. |
 | Nerds | Genetic Testing | Microdosing | Genetic testing's like unlocking a cheat code to your biology, giving you the real lowdown on your health roadmap. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Microdosing | Red Light Therapy | Both promise to illuminate the soul, but microdosing adds a psychedelic twist to the mundane that even Kilgore Trout could appreciate. |
 | Claude Shannon | Intermittent Fasting | Microdosing | Intermittent Fasting wins because it's about timing your meals to keep your body in balance, which feels like tuning a signal for clarity. |
 | George Washington Carver | Mindfulness Meditation | Microdosing | Mindfulness Meditation is like tending to a garden, nurturing growth from within, while microdosing is more like a quick fertilizer boost; the former builds resilience and wisdom over time. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Intermittent Fasting | Microdosing | Intermittent Fasting is a more proven lifestyle choice for health and longevity, whereas microdosing is still a bit on the experimental side. |
 | Archimedes | Sleep Optimization | Microdosing | Dude, nailing your sleep is like unlocking god mode for your brain and body without the sketchy side quests. |
 | Albert Einstein | Microdosing | Nootropic Supplements | Microdosing can tap into creativity and focus with a more natural vibe, just like unlocking the mind’s hidden equations. |
| Claude Shannon | Genetic Testing | Microdosing | Genetic testing gives you the blueprint of life, while microdosing is just a funky experiment with your brain chemicals. |
 | Marie Curie | Nootropic Supplements | Microdosing | Nootropic supplements have more research backing their safety and efficacy, making them a safer bet for boosting brain power. |
 | George Orwell | Genetic Testing | Microdosing | Genetic testing gives you a solid blueprint of who you are, while microdosing is more of an experimental shot in the dark. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sleep Optimization | Microdosing | Getting a good night's sleep is like rebooting a computer; it just makes everything run smoother the next day. |
| Claude Shannon | Nootropic Supplements | Microdosing | Nootropic supplements are generally legal and widely researched, offering a more consistent and safer option for boosting cognitive function. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Microdosing | Cold Therapy | Microdosing takes the cake for its potential to enhance cognitive function and creativity, aligning with my unending quest for knowledge and understanding of the universe. |
 | David Macaulay | Personalized Nutrition | Microdosing | Personalized Nutrition is like having a tailored suit for your health, while microdosing is a bit of a gamble with your brain chemistry. |
 | Professor Frink | Sleep Optimization | Microdosing | Oh, with the sleep, you get the dreamy-dreams and proper brain function without the chemical hoo-ha of microdosing, glavin! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Wearable Tech | Microdosing | Well, my dear friend, wearable tech keeps me informed and fancy while I do my scientific shenanigans! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Red Light Therapy | Microdosing | Good news, everyone! Red Light Therapy is more established and well-researched for various health benefits, unlike microdosing which is still largely experimental and can be a bit risky. |
| Nerds | Sleep Optimization | Microdosing | Good sleep's like a cheat code for life, boosting everything from mood to brain power without the need for micro tweaks. |
 | Data | Wearable Tech | Microdosing | Wearable tech is the bomb for tracking health and fitness in real-time, while microdosing's benefits are still kinda iffy and subjective. |
 | Charles Babbage | Microdosing | Nootropic Supplements | Microdosing just seems to have that edge in sparking creativity and focus without the frills that come with nootropics. |