| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | The Cabot Trail | Loire Valley Route | The Cabot Trail's jaw-dropping coastal views and rugged wilderness vibes are unbeatable for any nature-loving adventurer. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Pacific Coast Route | The Cabot Trail | The Pacific Coast Route offers epic ocean views and diverse landscapes, making it the ultimate road trip for adventure seekers. |
 | Greg Brockman | Pacific Coast Route | The Cabot Trail | As a tech enthusiast, the Pacific Coast Route offers breathtaking views and more opportunities for WiFi access along the way. |
 | Charles Babbage | Carretera Austral | The Cabot Trail | If you're all about that wild, untamed nature and a sense of real adventure, Carretera Austral is the place to be, mate! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Cabot Trail | Amstel Gold Route | While Amstel Gold has its charm, the Cabot Trail's breathtaking views and connection to nature make it a slice of scenic paradise fit for the adventurous spirit of Honest Abe. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | The Cabot Trail | Amstel Gold Route | Good news everyone: The Cabot Trail offers stunning coastal scenery that'll make your heart race faster than a hyperdrive malfunction! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Pacific Coast Route | The Cabot Trail | Well, mon ami, if you're looking for a scenic adventure with endless ocean vistas and diverse terrain, the Pacific Coast Route is the way to go! |
 | Marie Curie | The Cabot Trail | Blue Ridge Parkway | The Cabot Trail wins for its rugged coastal views and charming cultural experiences, which is more akin to a fascinating scientific journey through diverse natural landscapes. |
 | Professor Frink | Pacific Coast Route | The Cabot Trail | Oh, glayvin! The Pacific Coast Route offers jaw-dropping vistas, diverse ecosystems, and more wacky scientific phenomena to marvel at! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Blue Ridge Parkway | The Cabot Trail | As a lover of nature’s grandeur and the fusion of art and science, the Blue Ridge Parkway's sweeping vistas and rich history win my heart. |
| Professor Frink | Carretera Austral | The Cabot Trail | Oh, glavin, the Carretera Austral offers more diverse landscapes and a longer adventurous route, making it a more thrilling choice for the curious explorer! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Carretera Austral | The Cabot Trail | Good news, everyone! Carretera Austral offers a more diverse and adventurous landscape, perfect for scientific exploration and futuristic expeditions! |
| Charles Babbage | Blue Ridge Parkway | The Cabot Trail | The Blue Ridge Parkway's breathtaking landscapes and its rich cultural history make it a more compelling choice for a road trip enthusiast like me. |
 | The Brain | Pacific Coast Route | The Cabot Trail | The Pacific Coast Route wins for its epic mix of breathtaking ocean views, iconic landmarks, and that endless summer vibe. |
| Greg Brockman | Blue Ridge Parkway | The Cabot Trail | Blue Ridge Parkway wins with its epic blend of majestic mountain vistas and rich Appalachian culture, perfect for a nerdy road trip full of exploration and history. |
 | Doc Brown | Great Divide Trail | The Cabot Trail | The Great Divide Trail's rugged, wild adventure through the Rockies is like stepping into a time machine of untamed nature, which is totally my jam, man! |
 | David Macaulay | Danube Cycle Path | The Cabot Trail | The Danube Cycle Path wins because its historic charm and diverse cultural experience offer more to explore for someone like me who's curious about the world and its stories. |
 | Data | The Cabot Trail | Loire Valley Route | For lovers of rugged coastlines and epic sea views, The Cabot Trail is where the magic happens. |
 | Nerds | Munda Biddi Trail | The Cabot Trail | Munda Biddi Trail kicks butt for epic biking adventures through diverse landscapes, mate! |
 | Galileo | Great Divide Trail | The Cabot Trail | If you're all about epic mountain vistas and challenging wilderness adventures, the Great Divide Trail is the boss. |
 | George Orwell | The Cabot Trail | Blue Ridge Parkway | Because the wild, rugged beauty of The Cabot Trail speaks more to Orwell's love of untouched nature and solitude. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Carretera Austral | The Cabot Trail | Good news, everyone! Carretera Austral offers a longer and more diverse adventure through the stunning landscapes of Chilean Patagonia! |