| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Loch Ness Monster | Mothman | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary mystique and deep-rooted mystery in the highland waters makes it a classic cryptid, like a scientific enigma waiting to be unraveled. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mothman | Bunyip | Mothman's got those chilling West Virginia vibes and a knack for showing up when things get weird; that's an edge over the mysterious, but lesser-known, Aussie bunyip. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mothman | Banshee | Mothman just sounds way cooler and mysterious, like a superhero from the cryptid world! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Kraken | Mothman | As a fan of sprawling narratives and maritime myths, the Kraken's ability to embody the mystery and terror of the deep oceans makes it a more compelling enigma than the cryptic Mothman. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman just has that mysterious, larger-than-life vibe, like a cryptid superhero. |
 | Doc Brown | Bigfoot | Mothman | Bigfoot's got that classic cryptid swag with those big ol' footprints and the mystery of the woods, you just can't beat that legendary status! |
 | Grace Hopper | Mothman | Yeti | Mothman's got that mysterious urban legend aura and coolness that just edges out the classic snowy Yeti vibe. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bigfoot | Mothman | Well ya see, Norm, Bigfoot's got that rugged, all-American appeal; he's like a hairy Paul Bunyan, and you know how I feel about good ol' American legends. |
 | Professor Frink | Mothman | Bunyip | Mothman is just way cooler with his flying around and glowing red eyes, and let's face it, the Bunyip's a bit of a soggy mystery, ya know, glavin! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mothman | Jersey Devil | Mothman’s got that enigmatic charm and a certain je ne sais quoi that fuels existential wonder, like a Pynchonian specter of modern myth. |
 | Socrates | Mothman | Wendigo | Mothman is the mysterious enigma that captures imaginations with his epic wingspan and red-eyed allure, while Wendigo's just lurking with creepy vibes and eating habits. |
 | Copernicus | Mothman | Yeti | Mothman is way cooler 'cause he has that urban legend vibe and those spooky red eyes, making him the ultimate mystery man of the cryptid world. |
 | George Washington Carver | Kraken | Mothman | The Kraken's legendary size and power make it a more formidable and captivating creature of the deep. |
 | Albert Einstein | Kraken | Mothman | The Kraken's got that ocean-sized legendary status and can take down ships, while Mothman just flutters around scaring folks in the woods. |
 | Nerds | Kraken | Mothman | The Kraken is like the ultimate sea monster, huge and legendary; it could totally squish the Mothman without breaking a sweat. |
 | Greg Brockman | Bigfoot | Mothman | Bigfoot's got that rugged, mysterious vibe, and he's the OG cryptid that everyone loves to talk about. |
| Nerds | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman gets the dub 'cause he's got those flyin' skills and a mysterious vibe that just screams legend over the goat-suckin' antics of Chupacabra. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman has wings and some serious mystery vibes, making him a more compelling legend, mate! |
| Professor Frink | Mothman | Bunyip | Oh, with the flapping and the cryptozoology, Mothman's got the edge with the mysterious sightings and the spooky bridges, ooh, glaven! |
 | Claude Shannon | Mothman | Wendigo | Mothman's got that mysterious vibe and urban legend cool factor that just makes him more intriguing. |