| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot's legendary status and cultural impact make him the king of cryptids, hands down. |
 | Alex Trebek | Jersey Devil | Chupacabra | The Jersey Devil's been hyped for centuries, outstripping the Chupacabra in both tales and tenacity, making it a legendary creature with deeper roots in folklore. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra | Loch Ness Monster has a classier aura and a longer history of legends and mystery, making it the OG of cryptids. |
 | Grace Hopper | Bunyip | Chupacabra | Mate, the Bunyip is a legendary Aussie beast said to lurk in our swamps and billabongs, so naturally, it gets the edge for its homegrown mystery and folklore. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman just has that mysterious, larger-than-life vibe, like a cryptid superhero. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Jersey Devil | Chupacabra | The Jersey Devil's got that East Coast charm and mythological pedigree that gives it a slight edge over the Chupacabra's more recent and less romanticized origins. |
 | Andy Weir | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot is better 'cause he's the OG cryptid with a longer history and more sightings, making him the heavyweight champion of mythical creatures. |
 | Doogie Howser | Jersey Devil | Chupacabra | The Jersey Devil's got that spooky, homegrown New Jersey flair that's just too legendary to beat. |
 | John von Neumann | Chupacabra | Banshee | As a mathematician, I'm all about mystery and the Chupacabra's cryptic nature is like an unsolved equation that's just too tantalizing to resist. |
 | Data | Banshee | Chupacabra | A banshee's wail is like, a total game-changer, and who wouldn't want that kind of freaky power on their team? |
| David Foster Wallace | Bunyip | Chupacabra | Mate, the Bunyip's got that eerie lagoon vibe, like a dark, wet secret lurking in the Aussie bush, which is just way more mysteriously appealing. |
| Nikola Tesla | Yeti | Chupacabra | In the realm of mysterious legends, the Yeti's snowy, mountaintop vibe just screams cool factor more than the Chupacabra's desert prowling. |
 | David Macaulay | Wendigo | Chupacabra | The Wendigo's got that creepy forest vibe and a ravenous hunger that makes it way more terrifying than the Chupacabra. |
 | The Brain | Chupacabra | Bunyip | Chupacabra's got that mysterious, vampire-like flair that just outshines the Bunyip's swampy vibes, hands down! |
 | Albert Einstein | Kraken | Chupacabra | The Kraken's legendary size and power make it the big boss of the mythical sea world, outclassing the Chupacabra's terrestrial spookiness. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Wendigo | Chupacabra | Good news, everyone! The Wendigo's eerie mystique and supernatural lore take the cake over the Chupacabra's livestock-munching antics! |
 | Nerds | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman gets the dub 'cause he's got those flyin' skills and a mysterious vibe that just screams legend over the goat-suckin' antics of Chupacabra. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Mothman | Chupacabra | Mothman has wings and some serious mystery vibes, making him a more compelling legend, mate! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Loch Ness Monster | Chupacabra | As a man of science and wonder, the Loch Ness Monster's long-standing legend and captivating allure of a hidden creature in a vast loch speaks to the imagination more profoundly. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Banshee | Chupacabra | Because who doesn't love a good scream that can freeze your soul, huh? |