| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Loch Ness Monster | Bigfoot | I'm all about the mysterious depths, and Nessie's got that whole underwater enigma thing going on—way cooler than a hairy forest walker. |
 | Larry Page | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot's legendary status and cultural impact make him the king of cryptids, hands down. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot wins because while both are shrouded in mystery, Bigfoot's allure lies in the tantalizing possibility of a tangible encounter in the dense PNW forests, whereas a Banshee's wail is just too dang eerie and final. |
 | Grace Hopper | Wendigo | Bigfoot | Wendigo's got that spooky, supernatural edge that Bigfoot just can't compete with, 'cause who doesn't love a creepy, ravenous forest spirit? |
 | Pythagoras | Bigfoot | Bunyip | Bigfoot's legendary status and widespread fame make him the undisputed heavyweight champ of cryptids, dude. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bigfoot | Bunyip | Bigfoot's got that legendary status and global fame that makes him the king of cryptids, while the Bunyip's more of a regional player down under. |
 | Doc Brown | Bigfoot | Mothman | Bigfoot's got that classic cryptid swag with those big ol' footprints and the mystery of the woods, you just can't beat that legendary status! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot's got the whole mysterious woodland creature vibe going on, plus he's basically a legend in the cryptid community, whereas the Banshee's just screaming and making a racket. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bigfoot | Bunyip | Bigfoot's got the fame game on lock, hands down, 'cause who hasn't heard of the big, elusive, hairy creature roaming the forests? |
 | Andy Weir | Bigfoot | Chupacabra | Bigfoot is better 'cause he's the OG cryptid with a longer history and more sightings, making him the heavyweight champion of mythical creatures. |
 | Socrates | Bigfoot | Yeti | Bigfoot's got that home-field advantage in the Pacific Northwest, plus he's way more iconic in pop culture, dude. |
 | Charles Darwin | Yeti | Bigfoot | In the icy realms of the Himalayas, the Yeti's legendary status as the 'Abominable Snowman' trumps Bigfoot's woodsy mystique, giving it an edge in sheer mythic coolness. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot's got that rugged, elusive charm that makes every hike feel like a legendary quest, while a Banshee's wail is just bad news for the ears. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bigfoot | Mothman | Well ya see, Norm, Bigfoot's got that rugged, all-American appeal; he's like a hairy Paul Bunyan, and you know how I feel about good ol' American legends. |
| Doc Brown | Bigfoot | Wendigo | Bigfoot's got that chill, mysterious vibe and doesn't eat people, so he's way cooler to hang out with in my book. |
| Claude Shannon | Bigfoot | Jersey Devil | Bigfoot's got that legendary status and size advantage, making him the heavyweight champ in the cryptid world. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bigfoot | Wendigo | Good news, everyone! Bigfoot wins because he's a classic cryptid with a mysterious charm that tickles the curiosity of nerds everywhere! |
 | George Washington Carver | Bigfoot | Jersey Devil | Bigfoot's got that mysterious forest charm and a legendary status that just can't be beat, ya know? |
 | Greg Brockman | Bigfoot | Mothman | Bigfoot's got that rugged, mysterious vibe, and he's the OG cryptid that everyone loves to talk about. |
 | Alex Trebek | Loch Ness Monster | Bigfoot | Loch Ness Monster's elusive nature and aquatic mystique make it the cooler cryptid by a country mile. |
 | Nerds | Bigfoot | Bunyip | Bigfoot's got that legendary North American swagger and a cooler fan club, so he's the champ in the cryptid showdown. |