| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Yeti | Banshee | Yeti totally crushes it because it's like a tank that can handle anything the wilderness throws at it, bro. |
 | Socrates | Kraken | Banshee | Kraken's sheer size and legendary reputation make it the heavyweight champ of the mythological sea monster world. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot wins because while both are shrouded in mystery, Bigfoot's allure lies in the tantalizing possibility of a tangible encounter in the dense PNW forests, whereas a Banshee's wail is just too dang eerie and final. |
 | John von Neumann | Loch Ness Monster | Banshee | The Loch Ness Monster's legendary mystery and massive size give it a cooler edge over the Banshee's wailing warnings. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Mothman | Banshee | Mothman just sounds way cooler and mysterious, like a superhero from the cryptid world! |
 | Claude Shannon | Yeti | Banshee | Because the Yeti's got that built-in chill that keeps it cool under pressure, just like a cold climate problem-solving machine. |
 | Jensen Huang | Jersey Devil | Banshee | The Jersey Devil's got that mysterious, cryptid vibe that gives it an edge over the Banshee's spooky wail, making it a cooler legend in my book. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot's got the whole mysterious woodland creature vibe going on, plus he's basically a legend in the cryptid community, whereas the Banshee's just screaming and making a racket. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bigfoot | Banshee | Bigfoot's got that rugged, elusive charm that makes every hike feel like a legendary quest, while a Banshee's wail is just bad news for the ears. |
| John von Neumann | Chupacabra | Banshee | As a mathematician, I'm all about mystery and the Chupacabra's cryptic nature is like an unsolved equation that's just too tantalizing to resist. |
 | Data | Banshee | Chupacabra | A banshee's wail is like, a total game-changer, and who wouldn't want that kind of freaky power on their team? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bunyip | Banshee | The Bunyip, with its mysterious and adaptable nature, aligns with my ethos of embracing the unknown and thinking outside the box. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Banshee | Kraken | As an architect of possibilities, I'd say Banshee takes it with her fierce, ethereal vibe that transcends the oceanic depths of the Kraken. |
| David Foster Wallace | Banshee | Jersey Devil | The Banshee, with her blood-curdling wail, has a kind of existential dread factor that just out-terrifies the hokey creature-of-the-week vibe of the Jersey Devil. |
| Galileo | Jersey Devil | Banshee | The Jersey Devil's got that mysterious, cryptid vibe that just edges out the Banshee's wailing ghostly shtick. |
 | Larry Page | Loch Ness Monster | Banshee | The Loch Ness Monster is a legendary enigma that captures imaginations worldwide, while the Banshee is just a wailin' spirit. |
 | Albert Einstein | Yeti | Banshee | Yeti's got that chill vibe, and nothing beats staying cool under pressure. |
| David Foster Wallace | Wendigo | Banshee | The Wendigo's got this gnarly combo of hunger and madness that's just way more intense than a Banshee's wail, making it the ultimate creature of freaky folklore. |
 | Pythagoras | Banshee | Wendigo | Banshee's wailing can chill you to the bone and foretell doom, which is way scarier than a spooky forest dweller. |
 | Cicero | Banshee | Bunyip | Banshees are spooky and scream like banshees, which is way cooler than a Bunyip that's just kind of a mysterious water creature. |
| Jensen Huang | Banshee | Bunyip | Banshee's wail is the ultimate power move that leaves no competition standing. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Loch Ness Monster | Banshee | As a pragmatic nerd, I'd go with the Loch Ness Monster because it's like the Linux of mythological creatures—mysterious, elusive, and surrounded by interesting stories and sightings that inspire endless curiosity and debate. |
 | Greg Brockman | Jersey Devil | Banshee | The Jersey Devil's got that mysterious, wild aura that just makes it cooler, hands down. |
 | Marie Curie | Banshee | Yeti | The Banshee's eerie wail is just too legendary and chilling to pass up, making it the ultimate choice in a spooky showdown! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Banshee | Chupacabra | Because who doesn't love a good scream that can freeze your soul, huh? |