| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Galileo | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Aqua Dots | Snacktime Cabbage Patch may have caused some hair-raising incidents, but at least they didn't turn bath time into a fainting spell like Aqua Dots! |
 | The Brain | Yo-Yo Water Ball | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Yo-Yo Water Balls are way more fun and versatile, offering endless tricks and entertainment compared to just a cabbage patch snack break. |
 | Cicero | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Yo-Yo Water Ball | Snacktime Cabbage Patch is a classic, bringing nostalgia and charm that wins over the fleeting appeal of a Yo-Yo Water Ball. |
| Galileo | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set is way more awesome because it lets you unleash your creativity and build epic structures, while Snacktime Cabbage Patch is just another doll. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Easy-Bake Oven | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Easy-Bake Oven lets you actually bake tasty treats, which is way cooler than a doll munching on plastic snacks. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Aqua Dots | Well, ya know, Snacktime Cabbage Patch dolls don't turn into, uh, toxic goo when you eat 'em, unlike those Aqua Dots. |
 | Greg Brockman | Fidget Spinners | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Fidget Spinners are way more lit for keeping your hands busy and mind chill, while Snacktime Cabbage Patch is just a nostalgic throwback. |
 | Archimedes | Fidget Spinners | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Fidget spinners are the bomb for keeping your hands busy and your mind chill, way more versatile than a Snacktime Cabbage Patch ever could be! |
 | Guido van Rossum | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game wins because it's all about that pop star glam and fun, which totally beats just snackin' on cabbage patch vibes. |
 | Copernicus | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | Snacktime Cabbage Patch is a classic with that quirky nostalgia factor, so it just edges out the card game, hands down! |
| Cliff Clavin | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Well, ya know, the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit lets you play detective, and who doesn't wanna be like the great Sherlock, huh? |
 | Grace Hopper | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | Dude, Snacktime Cabbage Patch is totally iconic with its quirky '90s nostalgia factor, making it more rad than a Hannah Montana card game. |
 | Marie Curie | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | As a scientist, I'm all about hands-on discovery, so Snacktime Cabbage Patch wins for offering a more tactile and interactive experience. |
| The Brain | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Because learning forensic science with the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is way cooler than pretending to feed a doll. |
 | Larry Page | Sky Dancers | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Sky Dancers are way cooler because they actually fly and bring the 'wow' factor to playtime! |
 | George Washington Carver | Sky Dancers | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Sky Dancers take flight in a whirl of whimsy, while Snacktime Cabbage Patch had a bite that wasn't quite right. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Yo-Yo Water Ball | Snacktime Cabbage Patch has that nostalgic charm that just hits different, man! |
 | Andy Weir | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Lawn Darts | Snacktime Cabbage Patch wins because it doesn't involve throwing sharp objects around, making it a safer choice for both kids and the neighbors' windows. |