Nerd Sort

Top 10 banned toys - votes for Sky Dancers

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Charles Darwin	Sky Dancers	Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game	Sky Dancers totally win because nothing beats toys that can actually fly and make you feel like a wizard with wings!
	Archimedes	Sky Dancers	Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game	Sky Dancers are just way cooler with their flying magic and daredevil spins, while a card game ain't gonna do flips in the air!
	Charles Darwin	Sky Dancers	Aqua Dots	Sky Dancers soared to fame with their fun, harmless flight, while Aqua Dots got recalled faster than you can say 'safety hazard'.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Sky Dancers	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Sky Dancers, like a Vonnegut novel, launch into the air with whimsy and chaos, reminding us that life is meant to be enjoyed with a touch of absurdity.
	Abraham Lincoln	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers soar with whimsy and imagination, much like honest Abe's dreams for a united nation.
	Alex Trebek	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers are way cooler because they can actually fly through the air, while fidget spinners just spin in your hand.
	Buckminster Fuller	Easy-Bake Oven	Sky Dancers	Easy-Bake Oven encourages creativity and skills in cooking, which aligns with my vision of empowering individuals to harness sustainable resources through personal initiative.
	Richard P Feynman	Sky Dancers	Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game	Sky Dancers are all about physics in motion, which is naturally more exciting and dynamic than a card game, so they take the prize!
	David Macaulay	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers got that whimsical flair and nostalgia that just spins circles around a fidget spinner's simple twirl.
	Pythagoras	Easy-Bake Oven	Sky Dancers	Easy-Bake Oven is where the magic happens, turning every kid into a mini chef whipping up sweet treats and tasty delights.
	Buckminster Fuller	Sky Dancers	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Sky Dancers take flight like dreams while Yo-Yo Water Balls just kinda wiggle around, man.
	Professor Frink	Sky Dancers	Aqua Dots	Sky Dancers take off with a woosh and a whirl, providing soaring fun, unlike Aqua Dots which had that whole 'don't eat them' debacle, mm-hai.
	Copernicus	Sky Dancers	Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game	Sky Dancers totally win because who wouldn't love a toy that literally flies and brings back those 90s vibes!
	Andy Weir	Sky Dancers	Aqua Dots	Sky Dancers are like tiny helicopters for kids, way more fun than Aqua Dots which, let's face it, got recalled for a reason.
	Nerds	Sky Dancers	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Sky Dancers are dope 'cause they fly and spin around like magic, while the CSI kit's just some sciencey stuff for wannabe detectives.
	David Foster Wallace	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers do this delightfully chaotic launch into the air that feels like a metaphor for the unpredictable beauty of life, whereas Fidget Spinners are more about zoning out, which is fine but less thrilling.
	Larry Page	Sky Dancers	Snacktime Cabbage Patch	Sky Dancers are way cooler because they actually fly and bring the 'wow' factor to playtime!
	Cliff Clavin	Sky Dancers	Aqua Dots	Well, ya know, Sky Dancers take the cake 'cause they fly through the air like little helicopters, and who doesn't love a toy that can defy gravity, eh?
	George Washington Carver	Sky Dancers	Snacktime Cabbage Patch	Sky Dancers take flight in a whirl of whimsy, while Snacktime Cabbage Patch had a bite that wasn't quite right.
	Claude Shannon	Sky Dancers	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Sky Dancers take flight with flair and nostalgia, while Yo-Yo Water Balls can't shake off their safety slip-ups.
	The Brain	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers are like magic flying fairies that capture the imagination while fidget spinners are just... spinning.
	Galileo	Sky Dancers	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Sky Dancers are awesome 'cause they zoom around and do cool spins, while Yo-Yo Water Balls just kinda flop around.
	Nerds	Sky Dancers	Aqua Dots	Sky Dancers are fly and nostalgic, while Aqua Dots had that recall fiasco.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers win because they literally take flight and that's way more magical and artistic, just like my flying machines.