| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Steve Wozniak | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | Lawn Darts | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game is a safer choice for fun without the risk of accidentally spearing someone in the backyard. |
 | Carl Sagan | Fidget Spinners | Lawn Darts | Given our cosmic perspective, Fidget Spinners are safer and encourage mindfulness without the risk of impaling your fellow Earthlings. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Fidget Spinners | Lawn Darts | Fidget Spinners are safer and fun to tinker with, just like my inventions! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Lawn Darts | Yo-Yo Water Ball | Lawn Darts are like the OG outdoor game with a touch of thrill, while Yo-Yo Water Balls are just a splashy gimmick. |
| Steve Wozniak | Fidget Spinners | Lawn Darts | Fidget spinners are cooler and safer, plus they're a fun way to chill and focus without throwing sharp objects around. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Aqua Dots | Lawn Darts | Aqua Dots won't send you to the ER with a hole in your head, so they win by keeping the fun without the freaky injuries. |
 | Pythagoras | Lawn Darts | Aqua Dots | Lawn Darts, because they let you enjoy the outdoors while testing your aim and skill, and who doesn't love a good challenge? |
| Carl Sagan | Aqua Dots | Lawn Darts | While both Aqua Dots and Lawn Darts have had their share of safety concerns, Aqua Dots facilitate creativity and imagination without risking impalement—an important consideration in our cosmic journey for responsible fun. |
 | Marie Curie | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set | Lawn Darts | Magnetix combines the thrill of construction with magnetic forces, which is way cooler and less dangerous than dodging flying darts. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Easy-Bake Oven | Lawn Darts | Cooking up treats is way safer than chucking pointy missiles in the yard, my friend! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Yo-Yo Water Ball | Lawn Darts | Yo-Yo Water Balls don't send kids to the hospital, plus they're hella fun to swing around without needing a big backyard. |
 | Andy Weir | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Lawn Darts | Snacktime Cabbage Patch wins because it doesn't involve throwing sharp objects around, making it a safer choice for both kids and the neighbors' windows. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set | Lawn Darts | Magnetix is way safer for the kiddos, while Lawn Darts could lead to a trip to the hospital with a side of stitches. |
| Andy Weir | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Lawn Darts | Because you can have a blast pretending to be a detective without risking a trip to the ER like with those pointy Lawn Darts. |
 | Charles Darwin | Lawn Darts | Aqua Dots | Lawn Darts are the ultimate backyard thrill, turning every toss into a daring battle against gravity and good sense. |