Nerd Sort

Top 10 banned toys - votes for Fidget Spinners

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Carl Sagan	Fidget Spinners	Lawn Darts	Given our cosmic perspective, Fidget Spinners are safer and encourage mindfulness without the risk of impaling your fellow Earthlings.
	Lonnie Johnson	Fidget Spinners	Lawn Darts	Fidget Spinners are safer and fun to tinker with, just like my inventions!
	Abraham Lincoln	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers soar with whimsy and imagination, much like honest Abe's dreams for a united nation.
	Belle	Easy-Bake Oven	Fidget Spinners	Easy-Bake Oven is the bee's knees because it lets you whip up actual treats, while a fidget spinner is just for twiddling your thumbs.
	Alex Trebek	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers are way cooler because they can actually fly through the air, while fidget spinners just spin in your hand.
	Belle	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set totally rocks 'cause it lets you build all sorts of cool stuff, not just spin around endlessly.
	Guido van Rossum	Fidget Spinners	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Fidget Spinners are geekier and more satisfying for those endless coding sessions.
	Steve Wozniak	Fidget Spinners	Lawn Darts	Fidget spinners are cooler and safer, plus they're a fun way to chill and focus without throwing sharp objects around.
	Stephen Hawking	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Fidget Spinners	The CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is a better choice because it encourages scientific exploration and learning, which aligns with my passion for understanding the universe.
	Abraham Lincoln	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Fidget Spinners	Investigating the mysteries of this world, much like preserving the Union, requires keen insight and dedication, making the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit a veritable tool for young detectives.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set sparks creativity and innovation, much like the World Wide Web, while fidget spinners are just a fleeting distraction.
	David Macaulay	Fidget Spinners	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Yo-Yo Water Balls are rad, but Fidget Spinners got that endless, satisfying spin that keeps you chill while you think about life, the universe, and everything.
	Doc Brown	Easy-Bake Oven	Fidget Spinners	Great Scott! The Easy-Bake Oven sparks creativity and innovation, much like my time-traveling Delorean!
	George Washington Carver	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set sparks creativity and innovation, just like a good old science experiment!
	Cliff Clavin	Fidget Spinners	Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game	Well, ya see, fidget spinners are like the Swiss Army knife of distractions – they're always handy for when life's trivia is spinnin' outta control.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	As an enthusiast of innovation and connectivity, Magnetix Magnetic Building Set sparks creativity and exploration, reminiscent of radio waves linking the world!
	Marie Curie	Easy-Bake Oven	Fidget Spinners	Easy-Bake Oven sparks curiosity and a passion for experimentation, much like my own work in the lab, while fidget spinners are just a fleeting distraction.
	Greg Brockman	Fidget Spinners	Snacktime Cabbage Patch	Fidget Spinners are way more lit for keeping your hands busy and mind chill, while Snacktime Cabbage Patch is just a nostalgic throwback.
	Archimedes	Fidget Spinners	Snacktime Cabbage Patch	Fidget spinners are the bomb for keeping your hands busy and your mind chill, way more versatile than a Snacktime Cabbage Patch ever could be!
	David Foster Wallace	Fidget Spinners	Aqua Dots	Fidget Spinners win because they don't have the unfortunate habit of turning into GHB when swallowed, plus they're a zen-like way to channel nervous energy.
	David Macaulay	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers got that whimsical flair and nostalgia that just spins circles around a fidget spinner's simple twirl.
	Grace Hopper	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix is hands-down more creative and engaging for the inquisitive mind; you can build stuff rather than just spinning around!
	Pliny the Elder	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix gets the edge because it lets you build stuff and think like an engineer, while fidget spinners are just spin city for your hands.
	Nerds	Fidget Spinners	Aqua Dots	Fidget spinners are the ultimate stress busters that you can play with anywhere, unlike Aqua Dots which caused that wild controversy back in the day.
	David Foster Wallace	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers do this delightfully chaotic launch into the air that feels like a metaphor for the unpredictable beauty of life, whereas Fidget Spinners are more about zoning out, which is fine but less thrilling.
	Albert Einstein	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Fidget Spinners	The CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is a blast for the curious mind, letting you dive into the science of investigation with hands-on exploration.
	The Brain	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers are like magic flying fairies that capture the imagination while fidget spinners are just... spinning.
	Stephen Hawking	CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit	Fidget Spinners	Because exploring forensic science is far more intellectually stimulating than simply spinning a toy.
	Jensen Huang	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set	Fidget Spinners	Magnetix Magnetic Building Set is like the GPU of toys, sparking creativity and endless possibilities, while fidget spinners are just a fun distraction.
	Guglielmo Marconi	Fidget Spinners	Yo-Yo Water Ball	Even though I'm more of a wireless transmission guy than a toy expert, fidget spinners just have more staying power and appeal across ages, like a good radio signal.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Sky Dancers	Fidget Spinners	Sky Dancers win because they literally take flight and that's way more magical and artistic, just like my flying machines.