| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | John von Neumann | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Magnetix gets the nerd nod because building magnetic structures is like engineering magic, while fingerprints are just dusty detective work. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sky Dancers | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Sky Dancers, like a Vonnegut novel, launch into the air with whimsy and chaos, reminding us that life is meant to be enjoyed with a touch of absurdity. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | As a nerd who's all about science and discovery, the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is the clear choice because it lets you dig into real-life forensics and learn some legit investigative skills! |
 | Stephen Hawking | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Fidget Spinners | The CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is a better choice because it encourages scientific exploration and learning, which aligns with my passion for understanding the universe. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Fidget Spinners | Investigating the mysteries of this world, much like preserving the Union, requires keen insight and dedication, making the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit a veritable tool for young detectives. |
 | Belle | Magnetix Magnetic Building Set | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Yo, Magnetix is where itโs at for endless creativity and hands-on fun, while CSI kit is kinda niche and gets old fast. |
 | Cliff Clavin | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Well, ya know, the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit lets you play detective, and who doesn't wanna be like the great Sherlock, huh? |
 | Nerds | Sky Dancers | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Sky Dancers are dope 'cause they fly and spin around like magic, while the CSI kit's just some sciencey stuff for wannabe detectives. |
 | The Brain | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Snacktime Cabbage Patch | Because learning forensic science with the CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is way cooler than pretending to feed a doll. |
| Nerds | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Hannah Montana Pop Star Card Game | The CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is way cooler because it lets you play detective and actually learn forensic science, instead of just collecting cards. |
 | Albert Einstein | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Fidget Spinners | The CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit is a blast for the curious mind, letting you dive into the science of investigation with hands-on exploration. |
| Stephen Hawking | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Fidget Spinners | Because exploring forensic science is far more intellectually stimulating than simply spinning a toy. |
 | Andy Weir | CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit | Lawn Darts | Because you can have a blast pretending to be a detective without risking a trip to the ER like with those pointy Lawn Darts. |