| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | American Ballet Theatre | San Francisco Ballet | As the 16th president with an appreciation for American culture, I'd tip my hat to the American Ballet Theatre for its rich history and quintessential American spirit. |
 | Jensen Huang | San Francisco Ballet | National Ballet Canada | San Francisco Ballet takes the cake with its cutting-edge choreography and innovative performances that keep me on the edge of my seat, just like the latest A.I. breakthroughs. |
 | Socrates | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet has this killer heritage and classic vibe that you just can't beat, man. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | San Francisco Ballet | Dutch National Ballet | Good news, everyone! San Francisco Ballet gets the edge for its rich history as one of America's oldest ballet companies and its adventurous spirit in exploring innovative, diverse repertoires! |
 | Greg Brockman | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet's got that old-school prestige and history that just can't be beat, bro. |
 | Jensen Huang | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet's got that legendary history and classic finesse that just can't be beat. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | San Francisco Ballet | Australian Ballet | As someone who appreciates the avant-garde and a sprinkle of gritty charm, I'd say San Francisco Ballet takes the cake with its daring innovation and West Coast flair! |
 | Greg Brockman | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet is like the OG of ballet companies, with a rich history and tradition that's hard to beat. |
 | Archimedes | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | The Paris Opera Ballet, with its deep-rooted history and iconic French flair, is often considered the crème de la crème of the ballet world. |
 | Archimedes | New York City Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | The New York City Ballet's iconic history and cutting-edge choreography make it the superstar of the ballet world. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Bolshoi Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | As a lover of the classics, the Bolshoi Ballet’s rich history and tradition just speak to my old-timey heart. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | The Paris Opera Ballet's lineage and history give it an ineffable gravitas that just can't be shrugged off. |
 | Copernicus | New York City Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | NYC Ballet is the OG with its iconic Balanchine legacy and a bustling, vibrant atmosphere that just screams 'we own this.' |
 | Larry Page | San Francisco Ballet | Dutch National Ballet | San Francisco Ballet brings a modern flair and innovation that resonates with the tech-driven, boundary-pushing spirit I admire. |
 | Larry Page | Paris Opera Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | As a tech nerd, I'd say the Paris Opera Ballet is like the Google of the ballet world—it's historic, pioneering, and sets the gold standard in artistry. |
 | Charles Darwin | San Francisco Ballet | National Ballet Canada | San Francisco Ballet's innovation and historical significance make it a pioneering force in American ballet, a bit like a really well-adapted species thriving in its niche. |
 | Nerds | New York City Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | New York City Ballet is iconic and has that old-school, quintessentially NYC vibe that's just unbeatable. |
 | Louis Pasteur | San Francisco Ballet | Dutch National Ballet | San Francisco Ballet, being one of the oldest ballet companies in the United States, has a rich history and tradition that's hard to beat, even by the impressive Dutch National Ballet! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bolshoi Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | The Bolshoi Ballet brings the old-school Russian flair and grandiose style that just screams classical ballet royalty. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | American Ballet Theatre | San Francisco Ballet | American Ballet Theatre is like the OG of ballet companies in the U.S., with a killer rep for classic productions and nurturing legendary dancers. |
 | Cicero | San Francisco Ballet | National Ballet Canada | San Francisco Ballet is fire with its modern edge and history as the oldest professional ballet company in America, bringing a unique flair that gets me hyped. |
 | Pliny the Elder | San Francisco Ballet | Dutch National Ballet | San Francisco Ballet has that perfect blend of innovation and tradition that keeps everyone on their toes, literally. |