| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Mariinsky Ballet | National Ballet Canada | Mariinsky Ballet's legendary history and timeless performances blow the roof off any stage they're on. |
 | Nerds | Mariinsky Ballet | Dutch National Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet's deep-rooted history and legendary dancers make it the OG choice for classical ballet aficionados. |
 | Charles Darwin | Mariinsky Ballet | Royal Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet is like the OG of ballet with its deep history and legendary productions that set the bar high. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Ah, the Mariinsky, steeped in history and tradition, is like the grand, classic symphony of ballet, an unmatched blend of finesse and legacy that dances through time. |
 | Charles Babbage | Paris Opera Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet | The Paris Opera Ballet is the oldest national ballet company and has a certain je ne sais quoi that just makes it iconic in the dance world. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Mariinsky Ballet | New York City Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet's rich history and preservation of classical Russian ballet make it a cultural powerhouse that can't be beat. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Mariinsky Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet, with its rich history steeped in Russian tradition, has an unmatched flair for storytelling and technical prowess that resonates with my love for intricate narratives and depth. |
 | Jensen Huang | Mariinsky Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet | Dude, the Mariinsky Ballet is legendary for its deep-rooted classical heritage and has been a powerhouse of ballet talent for centuries. |
 | Greg Brockman | Mariinsky Ballet | New York City Ballet | Hey, the Mariinsky's got that old-school Russian flair and history, you just can't beat that elegance and tradition! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | I gotta say, the Mariinsky Ballet, with its long history and technical precision, is like a perfectly executed physics experiment - it's all about the fundamentals! |
 | Grace Hopper | Mariinsky Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet | Mariinsky's got that raw, classic Russian energy that just hits different, while Paris feels more like jolly old tradition. |
 | Andy Weir | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Mariinsky Ballet is like the OG of ballet with its rich history and unparalleled Russian technique that's just legendary. |
 | Data | Paris Opera Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet takes the cake, man, with its rich history and iconic French flair that just screams ballet royalty. |
 | Data | Royal Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet | The Royal Ballet has a unique blend of tradition and innovation that really hits home with its diverse repertoire and world-class talent. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Mariinsky Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet just nails that classic elegance and precision that makes your heart skip a beat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mariinsky Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet, steeped in St. Petersburg's rich cultural history, just has that extra pinch of elegance and tradition that makes it truly unforgettable. |
 | Andy Weir | Mariinsky Ballet | Australian Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet is like the OG of ballet companies with a rich history and tradition that just can't be beat. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Mariinsky Ballet | Australian Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet has that historic prestige and the classic Russian technique that's just hard to beat, hands down. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Mariinsky Ballet | Australian Ballet | Well, you know, Normie, the Mariinsky Ballet's got history and prestige oozin' out of their pointe shoes, what with bein' one of the oldest and most renowned in the world, so they take the prize here. |