| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Bolshoi Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet | The Bolshoi's rich history and fiery, emotional performances just give it that edge, you know? |
 | Copernicus | Bolshoi Ballet | Australian Ballet | The Bolshoi Ballet has that iconic, world-renowned status and rich history that just makes it unbeatable when you're talking about sheer prestige and tradition. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Bolshoi Ballet | Australian Ballet | The Bolshoi Ballet, with its rich history and grand scale, dances circles around the competition with a cultural legacy that's like the Rolls-Royce of the ballet world. |
 | The Brain | Bolshoi Ballet | National Ballet Canada | You can't really beat the Bolshoi's centuries-old legacy and jaw-dropping performances, they are like the godfathers of ballet. |
 | Belle | Bolshoi Ballet | New York City Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet takes the crown because its history and classic Russian style make it a powerhouse in the ballet world. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Royal Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | Well, the Royal Ballet's got that classic British charm and elegance, a bit like a top hat at the opera, old sport! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bolshoi Ballet | National Ballet Canada | Bolshoi Ballet's legendary history and grand performances make it the undeniable heavyweight champ of ballet. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet has that classic, old-world charm and a long history of excellence that just screams 'timeless artistry' to me. |
 | Claude Shannon | Royal Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | The Royal Ballet just hits different with its blend of tradition and innovation that keeps audiences coming back for more. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Royal Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | The Royal Ballet brings that classic British finesse and style that's just a cut above, innit? |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Bolshoi Ballet, with its grand history and dramatic flair, feels like dancing in the very heart of classical ballet's soul, just like painting the Mona Lisa in the heart of the Renaissance. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Bolshoi Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | As a lover of the classics, the Bolshoi Ballet’s rich history and tradition just speak to my old-timey heart. |
 | John von Neumann | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet has that epic Russian tradition and history that just hits different, you know? |
 | John von Neumann | Bolshoi Ballet | New York City Ballet | Go with Bolshoi, they've got that killer blend of tradition and technique that's just hard to beat. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Royal Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | Being from the UK, I have a soft spot for the Royal Ballet's rich history and its significant contributions to the dance world. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet wins because, like a fine Russian novel, it embodies a dramatic and historical depth that makes the heart ache in all the right ways. |
 | Charles Darwin | Bolshoi Ballet | Paris Opera Ballet | Blimey, the Bolshoi Ballet is like the Galapagos of dance, a place of explosive evolution and raw, powerful beauty. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Mariinsky Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | Mariinsky Ballet just nails that classic elegance and precision that makes your heart skip a beat. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mariinsky Ballet | Bolshoi Ballet | The Mariinsky Ballet, steeped in St. Petersburg's rich cultural history, just has that extra pinch of elegance and tradition that makes it truly unforgettable. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Bolshoi Ballet | San Francisco Ballet | The Bolshoi Ballet brings the old-school Russian flair and grandiose style that just screams classical ballet royalty. |
 | Andy Weir | Bolshoi Ballet | Australian Ballet | The Bolshoi Ballet is a legendary institution with centuries of history and a reputation for producing some of the finest ballet performances in the world. |
 | Professor Frink | Bolshoi Ballet | New York City Ballet | Oh, the Bolshoi Ballet, with their rich history and precise technique, make them the crème de la crème, m-hai, glayvin! |