| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | American Ballet Theatre | San Francisco Ballet | As the 16th president with an appreciation for American culture, I'd tip my hat to the American Ballet Theatre for its rich history and quintessential American spirit. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Ah, the Mariinsky, steeped in history and tradition, is like the grand, classic symphony of ballet, an unmatched blend of finesse and legacy that dances through time. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet has that classic, old-world charm and a long history of excellence that just screams 'timeless artistry' to me. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Bolshoi Ballet, with its grand history and dramatic flair, feels like dancing in the very heart of classical ballet's soul, just like painting the Mona Lisa in the heart of the Renaissance. |
 | Professor Frink | American Ballet Theatre | National Ballet Canada | American Ballet Theatre, oh, with its long history and global reputation, tends to draw in the big crowds, you know, like moths to a flame, glayven! |
 | John von Neumann | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet has that epic Russian tradition and history that just hits different, you know? |
 | Greg Brockman | American Ballet Theatre | Dutch National Ballet | American Ballet Theatre's blend of tradition and innovation gives it a unique, dynamic edge that just vibes with me. |
 | Neal Stephenson | American Ballet Theatre | Australian Ballet | Being based in New York City, the American Ballet Theatre benefits from a rich cultural melting pot and history that fuels its creativity and innovation in ballet. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | I gotta say, the Mariinsky Ballet, with its long history and technical precision, is like a perfectly executed physics experiment - it's all about the fundamentals! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | American Ballet Theatre | Dutch National Ballet | American Ballet Theatre has a rich history and international reputation that gives it a slight edge. |
 | Andy Weir | Mariinsky Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Mariinsky Ballet is like the OG of ballet with its rich history and unparalleled Russian technique that's just legendary. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Bolshoi Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Bolshoi Ballet wins because, like a fine Russian novel, it embodies a dramatic and historical depth that makes the heart ache in all the right ways. |
 | Socrates | Paris Opera Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | The Paris Opera Ballet's rich history and classical integrity gives it a slight edge, making it the OG of ballet with roots so deep they're practically doing pliés underground. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | American Ballet Theatre | Australian Ballet | Well, in America we might not have the koalas, but we've got the legacy and pizzazz that makes the American Ballet Theatre a true cultural powerhouse. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Royal Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Hailing from the land of Shakespeare, the Royal Ballet's rich tradition and classic elegance give it a slight edge in the grand tapestry of cultural heritage. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Royal Ballet | American Ballet Theatre | Royal Ballet's classic British elegance and rich history give it a slight edge, but both companies are absolutely splendid in their own right, truly a monster of a decision! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | American Ballet Theatre | San Francisco Ballet | American Ballet Theatre is like the OG of ballet companies in the U.S., with a killer rep for classic productions and nurturing legendary dancers. |