| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Black Hole Theory | String Theory | Black Hole Theory has that mind-bending charm that sucks you into the mysteries of the universe, just like a good Python function does. |
 | David Macaulay | String Theory | Black Hole Theory | String Theory is like the Swiss Army Knife of physics, trying to unify all the forces, which is just wicked cool. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Cosmic Inflation | String Theory | Cosmic Inflation just fits the bill better because it's got the observational evidence to back it up, unlike String Theory's mathematical beauty but lack of direct testability. |
| Linus Torvalds | String Theory | Black Hole Theory | String Theory is like the Linux of theoretical physics, promising a unifying framework even if it's full of quirks and complexity. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Cosmic Inflation | String Theory | Cosmic Inflation's got that solid observational backup, while String Theory's still out there weaving its mathematical tapestry. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cosmic Inflation | String Theory | Cosmic Inflation's got the evidence backing it up like a well-engineered dome, while String Theory's still weaving its web without much observational support. |
 | John von Neumann | String Theory | Big Bang Theory | String Theory, because it tries to weave together the universe's secrets into a cosmic symphony, and that's just mind-blowingly cool! |
 | Carl Sagan | String Theory | Multiverse Theory | String Theory offers a more elegant framework for unifying the forces of nature, which is something any curious mind can't help but appreciate. |
 | George Washington Carver | String Theory | Multiverse Theory | I'm all about practical applications, and String Theory, with its potential to unify physics, feels like planting seeds for a bountiful scientific harvest. |
 | Pythagoras | String Theory | Black Hole Theory | String Theory tries to be the godmother of all theories, connecting everything like a cosmic jam session—it's ambitious, but that's what makes it cool. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Cosmic Inflation | String Theory | Cosmic Inflation, hands down, because it gives us a practical framework to understand the universe's rapid expansion right after the Big Bang, fitting well with observational evidence. |
 | Cicero | Heliocentric Model | String Theory | The Heliocentric Model totally flipped our view of the universe and laid the groundwork for modern astronomy, so it's got that game-changing edge. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | String Theory | Multiverse Theory | String Theory's got the math game stronger, trying to weave together all forces of nature in a neat quantum-gravity combo, unlike the wild multiverse ideas that are still more sci-fi than science. |
 | Nerds | Dark Matter | String Theory | Dark Matter is where the cosmic mystery party's at, holding galaxies together like it’s got the universe’s best-kept secret. |
 | Charles Darwin | Quantum Gravity | String Theory | Quantum Gravity feels like a more grounded approach to reconciling Einstein's relativity with the weirdness of quantum mechanics, like trying to blend peanut butter and jelly rather than dreaming about a cosmic spaghetti dinner. |
 | Marie Curie | General Relativity | String Theory | Well, General Relativity is tried and true with experiments backing it up, while String Theory is still a bit like chasing shadows in the lab. |
 | Andy Weir | String Theory | Steady State | String Theory's got the math and potential to unify the forces, while Steady State's just an outdated idea—sorry Fred Hoyle! |
 | Belle | String Theory | Black Hole Theory | String Theory tries to be the ultimate theory of everything, while Black Hole Theory is just a piece of the cosmic puzzle. |
| Guido van Rossum | General Relativity | String Theory | General Relativity has been tested and proven by countless experiments, and as a practical person, I like seeing things work in the real world. |