| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cosmic Inflation | Steady State | Cosmic Inflation wins because it explains the early universe's rapid expansion in a way that resonates with my experimental and innovative spirit. |
 | Andy Weir | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter is cooler because it's like cosmic detective work trying to figure out what this invisible stuff is that's shaping the universe. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Hole Theory | Steady State | Black Hole Theory wins out because itโs a cosmic whodunit, sucking in mysteries and spitting out answers like a galactic detective with a serious gravitational pull. |
 | David Macaulay | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter is like the invisible glue keeping galaxies from flying apart, and that's just way cooler than the Steady State theory's old-school charm. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Heliocentric Model | Steady State | The heliocentric model, dude, totally wins because it accurately describes the solar system's layout, whereas the steady state theory kinda flopped with all that Big Bang evidence. |
 | Charles Darwin | Quantum Gravity | Steady State | Quantum Gravity's pursuit to unify the micro and macro worlds feels like the next big adventure in understanding the cosmos. |
 | Copernicus | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter is the front-runner because it explains a ton of cosmic weirdness while Steady State's just not holding up against the Big Bang evidence. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Multiverse Theory | Steady State | Multiverse Theory is like a cosmic choose-your-own-adventure book where every plotline gets a chance to play out, and that's just plain cool. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter is where it's at 'cause it's the mysterious glue holding the universe together, unlike the outdated Steady State theory which got knocked out by the Big Bang evidence. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter's got that mysterious vibe that's got everyone buzzing, like the cool kid at the science party. |
 | The Brain | Heliocentric Model | Steady State | Dude, the heliocentric model totally revolutionized our understanding of the solar system by showing the sun's the boss, while the steady state theory kinda got wrecked by cosmic microwave background evidence. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Big Bang Theory | Steady State | The Big Bang Theory is like a cosmic slapstick comedy, exploding with evidence, while the Steady State is a polite conversation that fizzles out. |
 | Alex Trebek | Big Bang Theory | Steady State | The Big Bang Theory has more empirical evidence supporting it, making it the star of the cosmic show. |
 | Socrates | Big Bang Theory | Steady State | The Big Bang Theory's got the cosmic microwave background radiation as its undefeated champ, proving it knows its science better than the Steady State theory. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | General Relativity | Steady State | In this topsy-turvy universe of ours, General Relativity has more evidence backing it up and makes sense of the cosmic dance better than the outdated steady state idea. |
| The Brain | General Relativity | Steady State | General Relativity wins because it predicts cosmic phenomena like black holes and gravitational waves that we've actually observed, while Steady State is kind of like the universe never changing its clothes. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | General Relativity | Steady State | General Relativity is backed by stronger evidence and accurately explains the universe's workings, while Steady State has been largely debunked by observations like the cosmic microwave background radiation. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Heliocentric Model | Steady State | The heliocentric model is a foundational truth in astronomy that revolutionized our understanding of the solar system, while the steady state theory has largely been replaced by the more widely accepted Big Bang theory. |
 | Greg Brockman | Big Bang Theory | Steady State | The Big Bang Theory has way more evidence backing it up, like cosmic microwave background radiation, so it's the clear champ in the cosmic smackdown. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Heliocentric Model | Steady State | Heliocentric Model lifts the veil of ignorance, showing us the true dance of planets around our fiery sun, much like freeing a nation from the shackles of tyranny. |
 | Galileo | Quantum Gravity | Steady State | Quantum Gravity is like the super cool nerd who explains the universe's toughest puzzles, while Steady State is still stuck in the past with its outdated cosmology ideas. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Cosmic Inflation | Steady State | Cosmic Inflation takes the win because it explains the universe's rapid expansion and fits observational data like the cosmic microwave background and galaxy distribution way better than Steady State's eternal perfection idea. |
 | Professor Frink | Big Bang Theory | Steady State | Oh, glayvin! The Big Bang Theory has more empirical evidence, like the cosmic microwave background, which is more solid than a three-day-old Swiss cheese. |
 | Larry Page | General Relativity | Steady State | General Relativity wins because it's got that strong experimental backing and keeps smashing it with accurate predictions about how the universe works. |
| Andy Weir | String Theory | Steady State | String Theory's got the math and potential to unify the forces, while Steady State's just an outdated ideaโsorry Fred Hoyle! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dark Matter | Steady State | Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mystery, keeping things exciting and mysterious, while Steady State is like an old science theory that's kinda been sidelined. |