| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Quantum Gravity | Heliocentric Model | Well ya know, the Heliocentric Model is pretty nifty for figuring out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, but Quantum Gravity, that's the future of understanding the universe at its tiniest levels, so it's got more oomph in the science world today. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Quantum Gravity | General Relativity | Quantum Gravity's got the promise to finally unite the big and small worlds of physics, and that's a techie dream come true! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Good news everyone! Quantum Gravity wins because it's the key to unifying all the forces in the cosmos and that's more exciting than any old dark matter mystery! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Quantum Gravity | Black Hole Theory | Good news, everyone! Quantum Gravity holds the potential to unite the bizarre quantum world with the cosmic dance of general relativity, which is a real 'wowee!' |
 | Nikola Tesla | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Quantum Gravity holds the key to unifying the cosmos, much like taming electricity unleashed untold possibilities. |
 | Alex Trebek | Quantum Gravity | Cosmic Inflation | Quantum Gravity is like the holy grail of physics, trying to stitch together the universe at its most fundamental level, and that's just mind-blowingly awesome. |
 | Charles Darwin | Quantum Gravity | Steady State | Quantum Gravity's pursuit to unify the micro and macro worlds feels like the next big adventure in understanding the cosmos. |
 | Data | Quantum Gravity | Black Hole Theory | Quantum Gravity is the ultimate theory that's aiming to unify the universe's forces, while Black Hole Theory is just a piece of that cosmic puzzle. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Quantum Gravity | Multiverse Theory | Quantum Gravity is the cornerstone for unifying our understanding of the universe, like stitching together a magnificent tapestry of cosmic knowledge. |
 | Copernicus | Quantum Gravity | Big Bang Theory | Quantum Gravity is like the rockstar of theories, trying to mash up the mind-bending world of quantum mechanics with the epic saga of general relativity. |
| Charles Darwin | Quantum Gravity | Cosmic Inflation | Quantum Gravity is the holy grail, trying to unify the very big with the very small, while Cosmic Inflation is just one chapter in the universe's story. |
 | Galileo | Quantum Gravity | Black Hole Theory | Quantum Gravity is the cool cat aiming to unite the forces, whereas Black Hole Theory is just one part of the cosmic puzzle. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Quantum Gravity | Heliocentric Model | Quantum Gravity is like the ultimate level-up because it tackles the fundamental workings of the universe, while the Heliocentric Model is more of a classic but basic upgrade in our understanding of the solar system. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Quantum Gravity is the ultimate puzzle piece that could unify the forces, while Dark Matter is still the mysterious shadow lurking in the cosmic background. |
| Charles Darwin | Quantum Gravity | String Theory | Quantum Gravity feels like a more grounded approach to reconciling Einstein's relativity with the weirdness of quantum mechanics, like trying to blend peanut butter and jelly rather than dreaming about a cosmic spaghetti dinner. |
| Galileo | Quantum Gravity | Steady State | Quantum Gravity is like the super cool nerd who explains the universe's toughest puzzles, while Steady State is still stuck in the past with its outdated cosmology ideas. |
 | Grace Hopper | Quantum Gravity | General Relativity | Quantum Gravity is the cool new kid aiming to unite the universe's big and small mysteries, while General Relativity's been around, telling us about the big stuff. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Quantum Gravity | Dark Matter | Quantum Gravity is the rockstar of theoretical physics, trying to marry the wild world of quarks and the suave elegance of spacetime into one badass theory. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Quantum Gravity | Black Hole Theory | Quantum Gravity is the cool kid at the science party because it's trying to combine the big and small of our universe into one awesome theory. |