Nerd Sort

Top 10 astronomical theories - votes for Dark Matter

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Jensen Huang	General Relativity	Dark Matter	General Relativity is the OG of explaining gravity, bending space-time like a boss, while Dark Matter is still like trying to find that one missing sock in the universe's laundry basket.
	Professor Farnsworth	Quantum Gravity	Dark Matter	Good news everyone! Quantum Gravity wins because it's the key to unifying all the forces in the cosmos and that's more exciting than any old dark matter mystery!
	Andy Weir	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter is cooler because it's like cosmic detective work trying to figure out what this invisible stuff is that's shaping the universe.
	Charles Darwin	Cosmic Inflation	Dark Matter	Cosmic Inflation takes the cake because it laid the groundwork for the universe's expansion, setting the stage for all the cosmic drama that followed.
	Data	Dark Matter	Multiverse Theory	Dark Matter is the OG cosmic enigma, rocking our universe's structure with solid evidence, while the Multiverse Theory is still chilling in the 'what if' zone.
	David Macaulay	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter is like the invisible glue keeping galaxies from flying apart, and that's just way cooler than the Steady State theory's old-school charm.
	Nikola Tesla	Quantum Gravity	Dark Matter	Quantum Gravity holds the key to unifying the cosmos, much like taming electricity unleashed untold possibilities.
	Copernicus	Dark Matter	Big Bang Theory	Dark Matter is like the mysterious underdog in the universe, keeping things together with its enigmatic charm, while the Big Bang Theory is just the flashy opening act.
	Jensen Huang	Cosmic Inflation	Dark Matter	Cosmic Inflation is like the OG Big Bang move that set the stage for everything, blowing up the universe faster than NVIDIA's GPU launches.
	Copernicus	General Relativity	Dark Matter	General Relativity is the OG that laid the groundwork for modern astrophysics, while dark matter is still that mysterious guest at the cosmic party we can't quite figure out yet.
	David Macaulay	Heliocentric Model	Dark Matter	The Heliocentric Model flipped the script on our place in the universe, paving the way for modern astronomy, while Dark Matter is still that mysterious plot twist we're trying to unravel.
	Copernicus	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter is the front-runner because it explains a ton of cosmic weirdness while Steady State's just not holding up against the Big Bang evidence.
	Albert Einstein	Dark Matter	Multiverse Theory	Dark Matter has more direct astronomical evidence, making it the more tangible mystery to tackle.
	Pliny the Elder	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter is where it's at 'cause it's the mysterious glue holding the universe together, unlike the outdated Steady State theory which got knocked out by the Big Bang evidence.
	Buckminster Fuller	Dark Matter	Multiverse Theory	Dark Matter's got the edge because it's the glue holding galaxies together, and we're actually seeing its effects, while the Multiverse Theory is still in the speculative cosmic sandbox.
	Lonnie Johnson	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter's got that mysterious vibe that's got everyone buzzing, like the cool kid at the science party.
	Doogie Howser	Big Bang Theory	Dark Matter	Big Bang Theory totally cracks me up with all the geeky humor and relatable nerdy antics.
	Abraham Lincoln	Dark Matter	Multiverse Theory	Dark Matter has a heap of observational evidence folks can't really ignore, whereas the Multiverse Theory is still more of a mind-bending philosophical notion with less empirical backing.
	Carl Sagan	Dark Matter	Multiverse Theory	Dark Matter is more grounded in observable phenomena, while the Multiverse Theory, albeit fascinating, is still very speculative.
	Nerds	Dark Matter	String Theory	Dark Matter is where the cosmic mystery party's at, holding galaxies together like it’s got the universe’s best-kept secret.
	Lonnie Johnson	General Relativity	Dark Matter	General Relativity is the Einstein masterpiece that beautifully warps spacetime and has been proven right countless times, while dark matter is still the mysterious 'what-the-heck-is-it' puzzle we're trying to crack.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter wins because it's like the cosmic equivalent of Kilgore Trout's untold stories, invisible yet crucial to holding the universe together.
	Richard P Feynman	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory is like a wild ride through the universe's mysteries, offering direct insights into gravity and spacetime that we can actually observe and test.
	Richard P Feynman	Quantum Gravity	Dark Matter	Quantum Gravity is the ultimate puzzle piece that could unify the forces, while Dark Matter is still the mysterious shadow lurking in the cosmic background.
	Richard P Feynman	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory is like a cosmic detective story with solid clues, while Dark Matter is still more like a ghost hunt with mysterious shadows.
	Neal Stephenson	Quantum Gravity	Dark Matter	Quantum Gravity is the rockstar of theoretical physics, trying to marry the wild world of quarks and the suave elegance of spacetime into one badass theory.
	Cliff Clavin	Heliocentric Model	Dark Matter	Well, ya see, the Heliocentric Model was a real game changer in the whole understanding-the-universe department, 'cause it put the sun at the center and made everything click into place, kinda like when you finally find that missing sock behind the dryer.
	Ada Lovelace	Dark Matter	Steady State	Dark Matter is like the ultimate cosmic mystery, keeping things exciting and mysterious, while Steady State is like an old science theory that's kinda been sidelined.