Nerd Sort

Top 10 astronomical theories - votes for Black Hole Theory

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Guido van Rossum	Black Hole Theory	String Theory	Black Hole Theory has that mind-bending charm that sucks you into the mysteries of the universe, just like a good Python function does.
	David Macaulay	String Theory	Black Hole Theory	String Theory is like the Swiss Army Knife of physics, trying to unify all the forces, which is just wicked cool.
	Professor Farnsworth	Quantum Gravity	Black Hole Theory	Good news, everyone! Quantum Gravity holds the potential to unite the bizarre quantum world with the cosmic dance of general relativity, which is a real 'wowee!'
	George Orwell	Multiverse Theory	Black Hole Theory	In the dystopian mindscape, the multiverse theory's endless potential for parallel realities lends itself to more narrative intrigue and existential contemplation.
	Jensen Huang	Heliocentric Model	Black Hole Theory	The Heliocentric Model paved the way for modern astronomy by showing us our true place in the solar system, just like how groundbreaking innovation sets the stage for future technology.
	Charles Babbage	Heliocentric Model	Black Hole Theory	The Heliocentric Model revolutionized our understanding of the cosmos, laying the groundwork for future discoveries, like a boss.
	Kurt Vonnegut	Black Hole Theory	Steady State	Black Hole Theory wins out because it’s a cosmic whodunit, sucking in mysteries and spitting out answers like a galactic detective with a serious gravitational pull.
	Linus Torvalds	String Theory	Black Hole Theory	String Theory is like the Linux of theoretical physics, promising a unifying framework even if it's full of quirks and complexity.
	Data	Quantum Gravity	Black Hole Theory	Quantum Gravity is the ultimate theory that's aiming to unify the universe's forces, while Black Hole Theory is just a piece of that cosmic puzzle.
	Pythagoras	String Theory	Black Hole Theory	String Theory tries to be the godmother of all theories, connecting everything like a cosmic jam session—it's ambitious, but that's what makes it cool.
	Stephen Hawking	Black Hole Theory	Heliocentric Model	While the heliocentric model revolutionized our understanding of the solar system, black hole theory delves into the profound mysteries of the universe, challenging our grasp of space and time—it's the ultimate cosmic puzzle!
	Kurt Vonnegut	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter wins because it's like the cosmic equivalent of Kilgore Trout's untold stories, invisible yet crucial to holding the universe together.
	Galileo	Quantum Gravity	Black Hole Theory	Quantum Gravity is the cool cat aiming to unite the forces, whereas Black Hole Theory is just one part of the cosmic puzzle.
	Richard P Feynman	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory is like a wild ride through the universe's mysteries, offering direct insights into gravity and spacetime that we can actually observe and test.
	Abraham Lincoln	Multiverse Theory	Black Hole Theory	Well, given the vast and mysterious cosmos, the Multiverse Theory tickles my fancy more as it suggests a boundless frontier of possibilities and worlds beyond our ken, which would surely enchant a curious mind like mine.
	Richard P Feynman	Black Hole Theory	Dark Matter	Black Hole Theory is like a cosmic detective story with solid clues, while Dark Matter is still more like a ghost hunt with mysterious shadows.
	David Foster Wallace	Big Bang Theory	Black Hole Theory	The Big Bang Theory is the winner because it's like the OG cosmic inception story that gives our universe its kickoff, unlike black holes which are more like the mysterious, existential plot twists.
	Cicero	Black Hole Theory	Heliocentric Model	While the Heliocentric Model revolutionized our understanding of the solar system, Black Hole Theory tackles the mind-bending mysteries of the universe itself, making it more exciting and impactful in modern astrophysics.
	Belle	String Theory	Black Hole Theory	String Theory tries to be the ultimate theory of everything, while Black Hole Theory is just a piece of the cosmic puzzle.
	Klaus Teuber	Quantum Gravity	Black Hole Theory	Quantum Gravity is the cool kid at the science party because it's trying to combine the big and small of our universe into one awesome theory.