| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Total Eclipse | Comet Appearance | Total Eclipse is a rare, awe-inspiring event that captures everyone's imagination and has a way of uniting folks in wonder. |
 | Alex Trebek | Total Eclipse | Planetary Conjunction | A Total Eclipse is like the rockstar of the sky; it steals the show with its dramatic cosmic performance. |
 | Data | Total Eclipse | Lunar Eclipse | Dude, a Total Eclipse is like a cosmic blackout party where the sun just nopes out, it's insane! |
 | Belle | Aurora Borealis | Total Eclipse | Aurora Borealis wins because its mesmerizing colors dance across the sky, putting on a show that lasts way longer than a blink-and-you-miss-it eclipse. |
 | Doogie Howser | Total Eclipse | Comet Appearance | Dude, a total eclipse is a mind-blowing cosmic show where the sun literally hides behind the moon, it's just epic! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Total Eclipse | Lunar Eclipse | Total eclipses are like the rockstars of the sky, stealing the show with their dramatic cover-ups of the sun. |
 | Archimedes | Total Eclipse | Supermoon | Total eclipses are like the universe throwing a cosmic party with a light show, while supermoons are just the moon flexing a little closer. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Total Eclipse | Supermoon | A Total Eclipse is like the Oscars of celestial events—rare and mesmerizing, stealing the show every time. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Total Eclipse | Transit of Venus | As a man who loves the spectacle of nature's grand electrical ballet, the Total Eclipse is like the universe switching off its main circuit breaker for a moment, thrilling and awe-inspiring. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Total Eclipse | Solar Eclipse | Total eclipses are like the rockstars of celestial events; they totally block the sun and create an otherworldly experience. |
 | Claude Shannon | Total Eclipse | Planetary Conjunction | Total Eclipse is a celestial event that stirs more awe and excitement, overshadowing the predictable alignment of a Planetary Conjunction. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Total Eclipse | Transit of Venus | As an inventor and scientist, the sheer spectacle and immediate impact of a total eclipse on both the environment and human perception makes it a more awe-inspiring celestial event. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Total Eclipse | Meteor Shower | Total Eclipses are rarer and more dramatic, making them a cosmic showstopper you just can't miss. |
| Nikola Tesla | Total Eclipse | Solar Eclipse | A Total Eclipse is like a cosmic blackout show, where the sun's light is completely obscured by the moon, creating an awe-inspiring celestial spectacle that leaves observers in pure wonder. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Total Eclipse | Solar Eclipse | Because when the moon completely covers the sun in a total eclipse, it's like the universe's way of showing us who's really boss. |
 | Nerds | Total Eclipse | Meteor Shower | A Total Eclipse is a rare and awe-inspiring event that turns day into night, making it a cosmic spectacle you can't miss. |
| David Foster Wallace | Total Eclipse | Galactic Alignment | Total Eclipse captures the sheer, humbling awe of witnessing a cosmic event, a reminder of our small place in the universe, which resonates deeply with the introspective wanderlust characteristic of DFW's narrative style. |
 | Charles Babbage | Total Eclipse | Transit of Venus | Total eclipses are mind-blowing spectacles that captivate everyone, while the Transit of Venus, though scientifically significant, doesn't have the same dramatic flair. |
 | Socrates | Total Eclipse | Galactic Alignment | Total Eclipse is the real showstopper because it’s a breathtaking cosmic event that you can actually see, unlike Galactic Alignment which is more of a cool concept in a science textbook. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Total Eclipse | Planetary Conjunction | Well, ya know, a Total Eclipse is kinda like the Super Bowl of celestial events; it just gets everybody excited and lookin' up, unlike a conjunction which is more like a regular season game. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Total Eclipse | Planetary Conjunction | A Total Eclipse is a celestial spectacle that takes your breath away, with the moon perfectly hugging the sun's light in an otherworldly dance. |
| Nikola Tesla | Total Eclipse | Comet Appearance | While comets are cool and all, a total eclipse is like the universe hitting the lightswitch for a cosmic showstopper. |
 | Marie Curie | Total Eclipse | Transit of Venus | I reckon a Total Eclipse is more awe-inspiring cuz it plunges the world into darkness for a bit, giving everyone a cosmic show like no other. |
| Alex Trebek | Total Eclipse | Supermoon | Total Eclipses are like the universe's magic show, while Supermoons just hang around looking pretty. |
 | Pythagoras | Total Eclipse | Solar Eclipse | Total eclipses are just way more epic because they completely cover the sun, creating that dramatic, awe-inspiring moment of totality. |
| Pythagoras | Total Eclipse | Solar Eclipse | Total Eclipse is the best 'cause it's like the universe giving you a front-row seat to its own magic show. |