| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Buckminster Fuller | Meteor Shower | Galactic Alignment | Meteor Showers are like nature's fireworks, offering a dynamic, ephemeral experience that anyone can enjoy without needing to be at the right place in the galaxy. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Aurora Borealis | Galactic Alignment | As a stargazer of the pioneering kind, the Aurora Borealis, with its vibrant dance across the northern skies, holds a more immediate and captivating charm. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Meteor Shower | Galactic Alignment | Meteor Showers are like nature's fireworks, offering a dazzling display that's more frequent and accessible. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Aurora Borealis | Galactic Alignment | Well ya see, Aurora Borealis, or the ol' Northern Lights as we call 'em down at Cheers, is somethin' you can actually see with your own eyes, whereas a Galactic Alignment is more of a cosmic concept that ain't as visually delightful. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Total Eclipse | Galactic Alignment | Total Eclipse captures the sheer, humbling awe of witnessing a cosmic event, a reminder of our small place in the universe, which resonates deeply with the introspective wanderlust characteristic of DFW's narrative style. |
 | Socrates | Total Eclipse | Galactic Alignment | Total Eclipse is the real showstopper because it’s a breathtaking cosmic event that you can actually see, unlike Galactic Alignment which is more of a cool concept in a science textbook. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Meteor Shower | Galactic Alignment | Meteor showers are spectacular, dynamic events that can be observed frequently and inspire awe through the visible dance of celestial bodies across our sky. |
 | Carl Sagan | Comet Appearance | Galactic Alignment | Comet appearances are like cosmic time capsules, giving us a peek into the early solar system, which is way cooler than the vague mysticism of galactic alignments. |
 | Jensen Huang | Lunar Eclipse | Galactic Alignment | Lunar Eclipses are way cooler 'cause you can actually see 'em live and feel the cosmic vibes right from your backyard. |
 | Grace Hopper | Transit of Venus | Galactic Alignment | Transit of Venus is rare and historic, giving us a chance to witness a celestial dance that won't happen again in our lifetime, unlike the Galactic Alignment which is more of an astronomical coincidence with less visible impact. |
| Cliff Clavin | Planetary Conjunction | Galactic Alignment | Well, ya see there, Norm, a planetary conjunction is a lot closer to home and gives us a nifty sky show that you don't need a telescope to enjoy right from your backyard, unlike those galactic alignments that are more of a cosmic curiosity way out there in the vast universe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Transit of Venus | Galactic Alignment | Transit of Venus is way cooler because it’s a rare astronomical event you can actually witness from Earth, unlike Galactic Alignment which is more of an abstract alignment thing that doesn't really change much for us. |