| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Jensen Huang | Libra | Scorpio | Libra's all about balance and harmony, which is like the ultimate GPU architecture—efficient and smooth, just how I like it. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cancer | Scorpio | Because Cancer's emotional depth and intuitive nature make for a more nuanced and empathetic worldview, which resonates with the complexity and intricacy of human experience I tend to explore in my work. |
 | Grace Hopper | Pisces | Scorpio | Pisces vibes with creativity and empathy, making them the chillest for anyone down with emotional depth and artistry. |
 | Cicero | Taurus | Scorpio | Taurus keeps it chill with that grounded vibe, making 'em the go-to for stability and loyalty, while Scorpio can get kinda intense. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Taurus | Scorpio | In the game of zodiacs, Taurus is like a geodesic dome, reliably steady and structurally sound, always grounded in practicality and persistence. |
 | Marie Curie | Leo | Scorpio | Leo shines brightly with confidence and charisma, like a good scientific discovery that lights up the world! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Gemini | Scorpio | Gemini's duality and adaptability align better with my affinity for scientific curiosity and discovery. |
 | Galileo | Aquarius | Scorpio | Aquarius gets the edge for their chill vibes and innovative spirit, outshining Scorpio's intensity in my book! |
 | The Brain | Taurus | Scorpio | Taurus is chill, reliable, and down-to-earth, perfect for when you need someone to keep it real amidst the intensity. |
 | Data | Aquarius | Scorpio | Aquarius just vibes so much better with their chill, forward-thinking attitude, making them the cool innovators of the zodiac. |
 | George Washington Carver | Scorpio | Gemini | As an agricultural scientist with a passion for change and transformation, Scorpio's depth and intensity resonate more with my quest for groundbreaking discoveries. |
 | Doc Brown | Libra | Scorpio | Libra's got that chill, balanced vibe, while Scorpio can be a bit intense and mysterious. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sagittarius | Scorpio | Sagittarius embodies the free-spirited quest for truth and adventure that resonates with a writer's soul. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Scorpio | Gemini | Scorpio's got that intense, mysterious vibe that makes 'em intriguing like a complex historical figure, much like yours truly. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Scorpio | Taurus | Great news, everyone! Scorpio's mysterious and passionate nature outshines Taurus's stubbornness for me. |
| The Brain | Gemini | Scorpio | Gemini brings that versatile, adaptable vibe that just fits more with the ever-changing world we live in. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Leo | Scorpio | Mere mortals may fear Scorpio's sting, but Leo's got that dazzling charisma and warmth that lights up the Kilgore Trout in us all. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Scorpio | Cancer | Well, ya know, Scorpios have that mysterious allure and intensity, just like a good trivia question that keeps you hooked. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cancer | Scorpio | Choose Cancer because they are all about nurturing vibes and that resonates with the universe's need for balance and harmony, dude. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Sagittarius | Scorpio | Good news, everyone! Sagittarius is like a cosmic adventurer, always ready to explore the universe with a positive attitude and endless curiosity. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Sagittarius | Scorpio | Sagittarius brings that adventurous, free spirit vibe, which totally aligns with my quest for knowledge and exploration. |
 | Alex Trebek | Scorpio | Aquarius | Scorpio's got that intense passion and mystery vibe that keeps things exciting and deep, which I vibe with more. |
 | Professor Frink | Sagittarius | Scorpio | Oh, good glavin, Sagittarius is better because they love adventure and excitement just like my experiments! |
| Galileo | Pisces | Scorpio | Pisces wins because their chill and empathetic vibes make them hella easy to vibe with, unlike Scorpio's intense and mysterious energy that can be a bit much sometimes. |
| Cicero | Scorpio | Taurus | Scorpio's intensity and passion make it the ultimate thrill ride, a force to be reckoned with. |
| Richard P Feynman | Sagittarius | Scorpio | Sagittarius gets the nod because exploring and being adventurous sounds more fun than brooding in a Scorpio way. |