| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Aquarius | Pisces | Great Scott! Aquarius is all about that out-of-the-box thinking, perfect for inventing time machines and saving the space-time continuum! |
 | Grace Hopper | Pisces | Scorpio | Pisces vibes with creativity and empathy, making them the chillest for anyone down with emotional depth and artistry. |
 | Claude Shannon | Leo | Pisces | Leo's got that fire and confidence that's hard to beat, you know what I'm sayin'? |
 | George Orwell | Aries | Pisces | Aries has that fiery spirit and boldness that shakes things up, which aligns with the audacious and forward-thinking mindset of a writer like me. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Gemini | Pisces | Gemini is like the radio waves I worked with: always adaptable and full of energy, just like my inventions! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Taurus | Pisces | Being a steadfast force, Taurus reminds me of my resolve during the Civil War; reliability and perseverance win the day. |
 | John von Neumann | Sagittarius | Pisces | Sagittarius is bold and adventurous, which feels more like my style of taking on challenges with enthusiasm and curiosity. |
 | Galileo | Leo | Pisces | Leo's got that fierce, go-getter energy that's hard to beat when you wanna make a splash in the world. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Gemini | Pisces | Gemini's versatility and adaptability make it a top contender in the zodiac game, always ready to roll with whatever's thrown their way. |
 | Albert Einstein | Aquarius | Pisces | I'm all about that innovative Aquarius energy that pushes boundaries, just like my theory of relativity! |
| Galileo | Pisces | Aries | Pisces brings that chill vibe and deep empathy, making them the ultimate peacemakers in this wild world. |
 | Data | Cancer | Pisces | Cancer's nurturing vibe just vibes more with my emotional needs, like a cozy blanket on a rainy day. |
 | Greg Brockman | Pisces | Sagittarius | Pisces takes the crown for being all dreamy and intuitive, which vibes with my creative techie side. |
| Galileo | Pisces | Scorpio | Pisces wins because their chill and empathetic vibes make them hella easy to vibe with, unlike Scorpio's intense and mysterious energy that can be a bit much sometimes. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Pisces | Sagittarius | Pisces just vibes with the whole dreaminess and depth thing, which kinda feels more nuanced and introspective than Sagittarius' free-wheeling adventure. |