| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cancer | Aries | Cancer's knack for nurturing makes life feel like a warm bowl of soup on a cold day, which is something even an old cynic like me can't resist. |
 | Andy Weir | Cancer | Taurus | Cancer's intuitive and caring nature makes them a better friend and ally in any space adventure. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cancer | Scorpio | Because Cancer's emotional depth and intuitive nature make for a more nuanced and empathetic worldview, which resonates with the complexity and intricacy of human experience I tend to explore in my work. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Aquarius | Cancer | Both Aquarius and Cancer have their charms, but Aquarius's quirky independence and forward-thinking nature make it a winner in my book. |
 | Doc Brown | Leo | Cancer | Leo's got that fiery confidence and charisma that just lights up the room, making them the life of the party every time! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Sagittarius | Cancer | Sagittarius is all about that adventurous spirit and thirst for knowledge, which totally vibes with my techie, world-wide-web-creating soul. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Leo | Cancer | Leo shines bright, like a celestial superstar, full of charisma and flair. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cancer | Aries | Cancer's nurturing vibes give it the edge over Aries' fiery temper, like choosing a cozy blanket over a bonfire. |
 | Data | Cancer | Pisces | Cancer's nurturing vibe just vibes more with my emotional needs, like a cozy blanket on a rainy day. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cancer | Gemini | Cancer's emotional depth and nurturing vibe just hit different, making it a winner for those who value heart over intellect. |
 | The Brain | Cancer | Taurus | Cancer's got the vibes with their nurturing nature and emotional depth, making them the ultimate friend and confidante. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Scorpio | Cancer | Well, ya know, Scorpios have that mysterious allure and intensity, just like a good trivia question that keeps you hooked. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Gemini | Cancer | Gemini's dual nature means they can be flexible and adaptable, which is perfect for staying ahead in the ever-changing world of technology and communication. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sagittarius | Cancer | Sagittarius is all about adventure and freedom, which is totally my vibe, so it's the winner here. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cancer | Scorpio | Choose Cancer because they are all about nurturing vibes and that resonates with the universe's need for balance and harmony, dude. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cancer | Gemini | Cancer's got that emotional depth and nurturing vibe that just feels like a warm hug, ya know? |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Cancer | Libra | Cancer's got that emotional depth and nurturing vibe that's just unbeatable, ya know? |