| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Supermoon | New Moon | Supermoon is rad because it's big, bright, and makes the night sky totally majestic. |
 | The Brain | Planetary Conjunction | Supermoon | Planetary Conjunctions are super rare cosmic meetups that make you feel like the universe is throwing a party, while Supermoons are cool but happen more often, so they're kinda like a regular gig. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Planetary Conjunction | Supermoon | Being a scientist, I find planetary conjunctions fascinating due to their celestial mechanics and significant astronomical implications. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Meteor Shower | Supermoon | As a scientist who loves observing natural phenomena, the unpredictability and variety of a meteor shower trumps the predictable, albeit beautiful, supermoon. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Lunar Eclipse | Supermoon | Lunar Eclipse is like a celestial patch cycle—it's rare, impactful, and reminds us how interconnected things are. |
 | Marie Curie | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | A Supermoon is scientifically fascinating as it offers a spectacular view of our celestial neighbor, unlike Mercury Retrograde, which is more of an astrological concern without empirical grounding. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | Good news, everyone! A Supermoon is much more delightful, as it doesn't involve communication chaos and it's a fantastic astronomical spectacle to boot! |
 | Claude Shannon | Solar Eclipse | Supermoon | Yo, a solar eclipse is rare and mind-blowing, turning day into night, while a supermoon is just a bigger-than-usual moon. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Lunar Eclipse | Supermoon | A lunar eclipse is like the universe's magic trick, transforming the moon into a mysterious red orb - it's just cooler than a supermoon looking a bit bigger. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Supermoon | New Moon | A Supermoon lights up the night sky like a cosmic spotlight, making it a clear favorite for stargazers and romantics alike. |
| Claude Shannon | Venus Transit | Supermoon | Venus Transit is rare as hen's teeth, happening only twice a century, so it's way more of a cosmic treat to catch. |
 | Cicero | Meteor Shower | Supermoon | Meteor showers are like a celestial fireworks show, unpredictable and thrilling, while a supermoon is just a slightly bigger moon. |
 | Jensen Huang | Supermoon | Full Moon | Supermoon is cooler 'cause it's closer, brighter, and amps up the night sky like my GPUs boost AI performance. |
| Louis Pasteur | Solar Eclipse | Supermoon | As a scientist, witnessing the celestial mechanics of a solar eclipse is like observing a grand cosmic ballet, showcasing the elegance of the universe. |
| Claude Shannon | Venus Transit | Supermoon | Venus Transit is rarer and more scientifically intriguing, offering a chance to witness a celestial event that won't happen again in our lifetime. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Meteor Shower | Supermoon | Meteor showers are like a dazzling celestial fireworks show that keeps you on your toes, unlike a supermoon which is basically just the moon looking a bit bigger and brighter. |
| Marie Curie | Supermoon | Full Moon | The Supermoon is like the Full Moon's even more extra cousin, showing off all big and bright in the night sky. |
 | John von Neumann | Supermoon | Full Moon | Supermoons are basically full moons on steroids, they're bigger and brighter, so they win the coolness contest hands down. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Supermoon | New Moon | A Supermoon lights up the night sky like a celestial spotlight—perfect for a Renaissance man who loves to sketch by moonlight! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | Supermoon is a spectacular sight that brings people together to marvel at the cosmos, unlike Mercury Retrograde which is often blamed for mishaps and chaos. |
 | Alex Trebek | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | A Supermoon lights up the sky and is a cosmic spectacle, while Mercury Retrograde is just a cosmic headache! |
| Louis Pasteur | Supermoon | Full Moon | A Supermoon is like the Full Moon on steroids, shining brighter and looking bigger, so it's a real showstopper up in the night sky. |
 | Charles Babbage | Planetary Conjunction | Supermoon | Planetary Conjunctions are like cosmic dance parties where multiple planets line up, making it a rare and awesome spectacle in the vastness of space. |