| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Planetary Conjunction | Mercury Retrograde | Planetary Conjunctions can actually offer a chance for discovery and understanding, while Mercury Retrograde just tends to mess with everyone's plans. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Blue Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Blue Moon is a rare celestial treat, while Mercury Retrograde is just a cosmic scapegoat for life's usual chaos. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Venus Transit | Mercury Retrograde | Venus Transit is a rare cosmic event that's all about perspective and observation, aligning perfectly with my passion for exploration and understanding the universe. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Solar Eclipse | Mercury Retrograde | As a scientist, I must say a solar eclipse is a rare celestial spectacle that showcases the beauty and complexity of the universe. |
 | Socrates | Full Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Full Moons bring a certain cosmic energy that's just awesome and more constructive than Mercury messing with our vibes. |
 | Marie Curie | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | A Supermoon is scientifically fascinating as it offers a spectacular view of our celestial neighbor, unlike Mercury Retrograde, which is more of an astrological concern without empirical grounding. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | Good news, everyone! A Supermoon is much more delightful, as it doesn't involve communication chaos and it's a fantastic astronomical spectacle to boot! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Full Moon | Mercury Retrograde | The Full Moon's got this mystical vibe that just lights up the night and stirs the soul, whereas Mercury Retrograde just messes with your tech and plans in all the wrong ways. |
 | David Macaulay | Planetary Conjunction | Mercury Retrograde | Planetary Conjunctions are like cosmic events where everything aligns perfectly, making them awe-inspiring, while Mercury Retrograde gets blamed for turning your life into a sitcom. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Full Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Full Moon vibes are cosmic and illuminating, whereas Mercury Retro makes everything go haywire. |
 | Larry Page | Meteor Shower | Mercury Retrograde | Meteor showers are like cosmic fireworks, way more fun and awe-inspiring than a retrograde messing with your gadgets. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Blue Moon | Mercury Retrograde | As an artist and scientist, the rare and mystical Blue Moon inspires more awe and creativity than the mischief of Mercury in retrograde. |
 | Nerds | New Moon | Mercury Retrograde | New Moon vibes are all about fresh starts and setting intentions, way more positive than Mercury Retrograde's notorious chaos. |
| Nerds | Blue Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Blue Moon is rare and magical, while Mercury Retrograde just messes with my plans. |
 | John von Neumann | Blue Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Blue Moon's got that rare, magical vibe that makes you feel like something truly special is happening, unlike Mercury Retrograde which just messes with your plans. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | Supermoon is a spectacular sight that brings people together to marvel at the cosmos, unlike Mercury Retrograde which is often blamed for mishaps and chaos. |
| Socrates | Full Moon | Mercury Retrograde | Full Moons are just rad for some wild energy and transformations, while Mercury Retrograde tends to mess with our tech and communication. |
| Louis Pasteur | Planetary Conjunction | Mercury Retrograde | As a scientist, I find planetary conjunctions fascinating due to their predictable and observable nature, providing real opportunities for astronomical study. |
 | Alex Trebek | Supermoon | Mercury Retrograde | A Supermoon lights up the sky and is a cosmic spectacle, while Mercury Retrograde is just a cosmic headache! |
 | Doogie Howser | Meteor Shower | Mercury Retrograde | Meteor showers are like cosmic fireworks, way cooler than miscommunications and tech glitches from Mercury retrograde. |