| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | Enceladus' ocean is like a cosmic smoothie of potential life ingredients, way more tangible than phosphine's elusive stank on Venus. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | As a geek, the mystery of an ocean under an icy shell on Enceladus is way cooler and more intriguing than some potential gas on Venus. |
 | Greg Brockman | Archaea Extremophiles | Phosphine on Venus | Archaea extremophiles are the real MVPs of life on the edge, thriving in conditions that make Venus's potential phosphine look like a walk in the park. |
 | Professor Frink | TRAPPIST-1 System | Phosphine on Venus | Oh, with the TRAPPIST-1 System having seven Earth-like planets, the odds of finding life are higher, glaven! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | Well, ya see, Norm, Enceladus Ocean's got all the water ya need for life, while phosphine on Venus is just a maybe, like when you think you're gonna get a raise but the boss just bought a new boat. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Titan's Methane Lakes | Phosphine on Venus | Titan's methane lakes are like the universe's biggest science project, offering more stable conditions for studying crazy hydrocarbons. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Titan's Methane Lakes | Phosphine on Venus | Titan's Methane Lakes are like an alien world's playground, full of potential for discovering crazy new chemistry, while phosphine on Venus is still a big 'maybe' in the hunt for life. |
 | Claude Shannon | TRAPPIST-1 System | Phosphine on Venus | As a lover of information and complexity, the TRAPPIST-1 System offers more tantalizing mysteries with its multiple potentially habitable exoplanets, which is just way cooler for us curious minds. |
 | Doc Brown | Water on Mars | Phosphine on Venus | Great Scott! Water on Mars is like opening a time capsule to the past—it gives us a better shot at finding ancient life and understanding planetary evolution. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Well, you know, Normie, Europa's got them ice plumes that could be spewin' out signs of life like a geyser, and that's a real game-changer in the cosmic neighborhood. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | While the mystery of phosphine on Venus tickles the curiosity, the subsurface ocean on Enceladus offers a more promising locale for life's potential hide-and-seek game. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Archaea Extremophiles | Phosphine on Venus | Archaea extremophiles are the scrappy underdogs thriving in Earth's harshest nooks, kind of like life flipping a cosmic bird to adversity, and that's just charming. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Europa's ice plumes are like nature's own invitation to check out potential life, while phosphine on Venus is still a big 'maybe' with lots of question marks. |
 | Greg Brockman | Archaea Extremophiles | Phosphine on Venus | Archaea Extremophiles rock because they're real-life survival masters, thriving in the most extreme places on Earth, while phosphine on Venus is still just a hint of mystery with lots of questions to answer. |
 | Galileo | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | The Enceladus Ocean is like a cosmic treasure chest, brimming with the potential for life, while phosphine on Venus is still more of a mystery novel with missing chapters. |
 | Belle | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | Enceladus' ocean has got that sweet, sweet potential for alien life that just makes the sci-fi nerd in me geek out! |
 | Doogie Howser | TRAPPIST-1 System | Phosphine on Venus | TRAPPIST-1 System's exoplanets are like a playground for alien life hunters, while Phosphine on Venus is just a smelly maybe. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Phosphine on Venus | Proxima b | Phosphine on Venus is like a cosmic whoopee cushion, hinting at life in a place where everything seems impossible, and that's just too wacky and wonderful to pass up. |
 | Charles Darwin | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | Enceladus' ocean might just be the groovy cradle of life, while phosphine on Venus is a cool whiff of mystery but not quite the whole soup. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | TRAPPIST-1 System | Phosphine on Venus | Exploring the TRAPPIST-1 System gives us a whole set of Earth-like exoplanets to study, which is a fantastic playground for expanding our understanding of potential life-sustaining environments beyond our solar system. |
 | Archimedes | Enceladus Ocean | Phosphine on Venus | Enceladus Ocean is like a hidden treasure chest of life's building blocks, offering a more tantalizing promise of extraterrestrial life with its subsurface ocean and geysers. |
 | The Brain | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Europa's ice plumes are like a mystery gift just waiting to be opened with potential signs of life, while phosphine on Venus is like a foggy mystery that may not even involve life at all. |