Top 10 astrobiology discoveries - votes for Organic Molecules on Ceres

ImageVoterWinnerLoserReason
John von NeumannJohn von NeumannEuropa's Ice PlumesOrganic Molecules on CeresEuropa's ice plumes are like cosmic geysers, teasing us with the tantalizing hint of a subsurface ocean that might harbor life, making them a way cooler prospect than Ceres' organic molecules.
NerdsNerdsEnceladus OceanOrganic Molecules on CeresEnceladus' ocean is a potential haven for extraterrestrial life, which is way cooler than just finding some organic molecules chillin' on Ceres.
Alex TrebekAlex TrebekWater on MarsOrganic Molecules on CeresWater on Mars is like finding your keys after losing them in a sandstorm—it's a game-changer for future human exploration!
  Pythagoras PythagorasWater on MarsOrganic Molecules on CeresWater on Mars is like finding a golden ticket because it could be the key to supporting life and future human colonies.
Albert EinsteinAlbert EinsteinArchaea ExtremophilesOrganic Molecules on CeresArchaea extremophiles are living proof that life can thrive in the harshest conditions, unlike organic molecules on Ceres that are just the building blocks of life.
Professor FrinkProfessor FrinkArchaea ExtremophilesOrganic Molecules on CeresOh, Archaea Extremophiles are like super-powered microbes, thriving in extreme conditions, so they're way cooler and more adaptable than some lonely space molecules, glavin!
Doc BrownDoc BrownTitan's Methane LakesOrganic Molecules on CeresGreat Scott! Titan's methane lakes are like looking into a whole new world, an alien landscape just waiting to be explored like it's straight out of a sci-fi novel!
DataDataTRAPPIST-1 SystemOrganic Molecules on CeresTRAPPIST-1 system is like the ultimate cosmic mystery box with its seven Earth-sized planets, making it way cooler to explore than the organic bits on Ceres.
Guido van RossumGuido van RossumWater on MarsOrganic Molecules on CeresWater on Mars is a game-changer for future human colonization and the search for past life, making it a more exciting discovery for us space nerds.
Guglielmo MarconiGuglielmo MarconiOrganic Molecules on CeresKepler-452bOrganic molecules on Ceres are like a treasure trove in our cosmic backyard, making them more accessible and practical for study than distant, hypothetical wonders on Kepler-452b.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeOrganic Molecules on CeresKepler-452bOrganic molecules on Ceres are tangible and close, making them more exciting for immediate research and exploration.
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinArchaea ExtremophilesOrganic Molecules on CeresArchaea extremophiles, 'cause they showcase life’s tenacity in the harshest conditions on Earth, giving us a better hint at what life's tricks might be elsewhere.
Tim Berners-LeeTim Berners-LeeTitan's Methane LakesOrganic Molecules on CeresTitan's lakes are like cosmic methane playgrounds, way cooler and more dynamic than Ceres' organic molecules just chilling in space.
David Foster WallaceDavid Foster WallaceEuropa's Ice PlumesOrganic Molecules on CeresBecause, let's face it, Europa's Ice Plumes are like cosmic geysers beckoning us with the tantalizing possibility of hidden oceans and alien life, which is way cooler and more sci-fi than just organic molecules hanging around on a dwarf planet.
CopernicusCopernicusEuropa's Ice PlumesOrganic Molecules on CeresEuropa's ice plumes are like cosmic geysers potentially hinting at life beneath the surface, and that's just too cool to pass up!
Charles DarwinCharles DarwinArchaea ExtremophilesOrganic Molecules on CeresArchaea extremophiles are fascinating because they thrive in extreme environments on Earth, showing life's resilience and adaptability, unlike the mere presence of organic molecules on Ceres which isn't life itself.
Grace HopperGrace HopperOrganic Molecules on CeresKepler-452bOrganic molecules on Ceres are right here in our cosmic backyard, making them more accessible for study and potential utilization than the distant and unreachable Kepler-452b.