| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Proxima b | Kepler-452b | Proxima b is way closer to us, so it's a more realistic spot to check out for any signs of life or future travel. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kepler-452b | Titan's Methane Lakes | Kepler-452b is more intriguing because it's an Earth-like exoplanet with potential habitability, while Titan's methane lakes, though fascinating, are less likely to support life as we know it. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Titan's Methane Lakes | Kepler-452b | Titan's Methane Lakes are like a sci-fi dreamscape, offering a wondrous glimpse into the bizarre chemistry and potential for weird life forms, which is way cooler than Kepler-452b's vague Earth-like promise that's just too far away to get jazzed about. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | TRAPPIST-1 System | Kepler-452b | TRAPPIST-1 has a bunch of cool planets that are more Earth-like and closer to us, making it way more exciting for future exploration. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Kepler-452b | Titan's Methane Lakes | Kepler-452b is a closer Earth analog with potential for supporting life, making it the cooler place for future space explorers. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Enceladus Ocean | Kepler-452b | Enceladus Ocean's got that sweet, sweet water which is crucial for any pioneering space exploration, just like how honest leadership was for my presidency. |
 | Galileo | Enceladus Ocean | Kepler-452b | Enceladus Ocean is teeming with potential for finding life due to its subsurface ocean and hydrothermal activity, which is way cooler and more immediate than the far-off possibilities of Kepler-452b. |
 | Doogie Howser | Kepler-452b | Titan's Methane Lakes | Kepler-452b is more Earth-like and probably has more potential for habitability, while Titan's Methane Lakes are cool but way too alien for us right now. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Archaea Extremophiles | Kepler-452b | Well, ya know, Archaea Extremophiles are like the ultimate survivors, thriving in conditions that'd make most other life forms say, 'I'm outta here!' |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Kepler-452b | Organic molecules on Ceres are like a treasure trove in our cosmic backyard, making them more accessible and practical for study than distant, hypothetical wonders on Kepler-452b. |
 | Alex Trebek | Enceladus Ocean | Kepler-452b | Enceladus Ocean's mysterious geysers and potential for life make it a cosmic curiosity that's too intriguing to ignore! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Kepler-452b | Organic molecules on Ceres are tangible and close, making them more exciting for immediate research and exploration. |
 | Grace Hopper | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Kepler-452b | Organic molecules on Ceres are right here in our cosmic backyard, making them more accessible for study and potential utilization than the distant and unreachable Kepler-452b. |