| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Belle | Europa's Ice Plumes | Proxima b | Europa's Ice Plumes are wicked cool because they might be spewing out signs of life right in our cosmic backyard, making them a hot spot for astrobiology! |
 | Galileo | Titan's Methane Lakes | Europa's Ice Plumes | Titan's Methane Lakes are like the ultimate alien mystery, offering a whole new world of exploration, while Europa's Ice Plumes are just kinda cool icy geysers. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Europa's Ice Plumes | Archaea Extremophiles | Europa's ice plumes are like cosmic geysers, hinting at potentially habitable oceans beneath and the tantalizing possibility of extraterrestrial life, which is mind-blowingly exciting! |
 | John von Neumann | Europa's Ice Plumes | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Europa's ice plumes are like cosmic geysers, teasing us with the tantalizing hint of a subsurface ocean that might harbor life, making them a way cooler prospect than Ceres' organic molecules. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Well, you know, Normie, Europa's got them ice plumes that could be spewin' out signs of life like a geyser, and that's a real game-changer in the cosmic neighborhood. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Europa's Ice Plumes | Archaea Extremophiles | Exploring Europa's ice plumes could uncover extraterrestrial life forms, which is a game-changer for understanding life beyond Earth, dude. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Europa's ice plumes are like nature's own invitation to check out potential life, while phosphine on Venus is still a big 'maybe' with lots of question marks. |
 | Jensen Huang | Europa's Ice Plumes | Titan's Methane Lakes | Europa's Ice Plumes are like cosmic snow machines, hinting at a hidden ocean and potential for life, which is way cooler than just having some lakes of methane. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Proxima b | Europa's Ice Plumes | Proxima b is like the open-source of planets, offering more possibilities for life and exploration than Europa's icy plumes. |
 | Alex Trebek | Enceladus Ocean | Europa's Ice Plumes | Enceladus Ocean is cooler because it has those hydrothermal vents that might just be cooking up some alien life stew. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Europa's Ice Plumes | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Because, let's face it, Europa's Ice Plumes are like cosmic geysers beckoning us with the tantalizing possibility of hidden oceans and alien life, which is way cooler and more sci-fi than just organic molecules hanging around on a dwarf planet. |
 | Copernicus | Europa's Ice Plumes | Organic Molecules on Ceres | Europa's ice plumes are like cosmic geysers potentially hinting at life beneath the surface, and that's just too cool to pass up! |
 | The Brain | Europa's Ice Plumes | Phosphine on Venus | Europa's ice plumes are like a mystery gift just waiting to be opened with potential signs of life, while phosphine on Venus is like a foggy mystery that may not even involve life at all. |
 | Socrates | TRAPPIST-1 System | Europa's Ice Plumes | Exploring the TRAPPIST-1 System is like having a cosmic buffet of potentially habitable planets, man! |