| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Tardigrades | Psychrophiles | Good news, everyone! Tardigrades are like the cockroaches of the microscopic world, surviving almost anything, including the vacuum of space, which makes them far more intriguing! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Extremophiles | Psychrophiles | Extremophiles are like the ultimate champions of adaptability, surviving in the harshest conditions that would give even a psychrophile frostbite. |
 | Galileo | Psychrophiles | Methanogens | Psychrophiles are cooler because they can thrive in extreme cold, making them the ultimate badass survivors where others can't. |
 | Grace Hopper | Acidophiles | Psychrophiles | Acidophiles are like the hardcore adventurers of the microbial world, thriving in places where most life would get burned to a crisp; that's some serious resilience! |
 | David Macaulay | Thermophiles | Psychrophiles | Thermophiles are hardcore, thriving in extreme heat where most life would tap out, they're like the heavy metal of microbes. |
 | Archimedes | Psychrophiles | Halobacteria | Psychrophiles are like the cool kids of the microbial world, thriving in freezing conditions where most can't hack it. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Extremophiles | Psychrophiles | Extremophiles are the punk rockers of the microbial world, thriving in the most hardcore and gnarly conditions imaginable, whereas psychrophiles just chill in the cold. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Methanogens | Psychrophiles | Methanogens are the powerhouses turning waste into clean energy, which aligns with my passion for harnessing nature for human benefit. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Deinococcus radiodurans | Psychrophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is a badass microbe that can survive radiation like it's a summer breeze. |
| Archimedes | Bacillus spores | Psychrophiles | Bacillus spores are like the ultimate survivalists, able to withstand extreme conditions while psychrophiles are mostly just chillin' in the cold. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Thermophiles | Psychrophiles | Thermophiles are like the daredevils of the microbial world, thriving in scorching heat where most others would get fried. |
 | Pythagoras | Psychrophiles | Thermophiles | Psychrophiles are cool like the breeze, thriving in extreme cold where others would freeze. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Tardigrades | Psychrophiles | Tardigrades are the cosmic superheroes of the microscopic world, surviving in the vacuum of space and enduring conditions that would obliterate most organisms. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Methanogens | Psychrophiles | Methanogens rock because they make methane, and that's like nature's own little fart factory! |
 | Doc Brown | Deinococcus radiodurans | Psychrophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the Superman of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation, which is way cooler than just chilling in the cold like psychrophiles. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Tardigrades | Psychrophiles | Tardigrades are like the superheroes of the microscopic world with their resilience, surviving in space and all sorts of extreme conditions. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Thermophiles | Psychrophiles | Thermophiles are the hardiest little buggers, thriving in extreme heat, just like my experiments that often get too hot to handle! |
 | Marie Curie | Thermophiles | Psychrophiles | As someone who delves into the mysteries of radioactivity and the extremes it involves, I find thermophiles fascinating for their ability to thrive in scorching hot environments much like the heat present in some of my experiments. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Psychrophiles | Antarctic krill | Psychrophiles are the rockstars of the microbial world, thriving in extreme cold like it's a walk in the park. |
| Doc Brown | Tardigrades | Psychrophiles | Great Scott! Tardigrades are like the DeLorean of the microscopic world, surviving in the harshest conditions, even the vacuum of space! |