| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Halobacteria | Methanogens | Halobacteria get the edge because they thrive in extreme salty conditions that would make Methanogens tap out; that's hardcore survival, my friend! |
 | Galileo | Psychrophiles | Methanogens | Psychrophiles are cooler because they can thrive in extreme cold, making them the ultimate badass survivors where others can't. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Methanogens | Bacillus spores | Methanogens are the fascinating architects of Earth's carbon cycle, transforming the most fundamental elements into a life-sustaining atmosphere, so they edge out Bacillus spores in the grand cosmic picture. |
 | Carl Sagan | Methanogens | Halobacteria | Methanogens are crucial for carbon cycling, playing a cosmic role in life’s sustainability on Earth and potentially elsewhere. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Halobacteria | Methanogens | Halobacteria, in their groovy, salt-loving ways, reflect the colorful resilience of life even in the most extreme conditions, much like the human spirit in a Vonnegut novel. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is a tough cookie, surviving crazy radiation and extreme conditions, making it the ultimate resilient microbe in the microbial world. |
 | Greg Brockman | Acidophiles | Methanogens | Acidophiles are badass survivors thriving in extreme acidity, making them the hardcore adventurers of the microbial world. |
 | Doogie Howser | Extremophiles | Methanogens | Extremophiles are like the superheroes of the microscopic world, thriving in conditions that would obliterate most life forms; they're just cooler, plain and simple. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Methanogens | Psychrophiles | Methanogens are the powerhouses turning waste into clean energy, which aligns with my passion for harnessing nature for human benefit. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Tardigrades | Methanogens | Well, ya know, Tardigrades are like the superheroes of the micro-world, surviving just about anything, including the vacuum of space. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the ultimate survivor, laughing in the face of radiation and thriving where others drop like flies. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Acidophiles | Methanogens | Acidophiles are like the rough-and-tumble adventurers of the microbial world, thriving where others fear to tread—now that's resilience! |
 | Doc Brown | Acidophiles | Methanogens | Great Scott! Acidophiles thrive in super acidic environments, which makes them the Marty McFly of extremophiles, always ready for an adventure! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Methanogens | Psychrophiles | Methanogens rock because they make methane, and that's like nature's own little fart factory! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Thermophiles | Methanogens | Thermophiles are like the rock stars of the microbial world, thriving in scalding hot environments where most life would sizzle out, and that's pretty hardcore. |
 | Cicero | Thermophiles | Methanogens | Thermophiles are like the extreme sports athletes of the microbe world, thriving in heat that would fry most other organisms, which is just way cooler, pun intended. |
 | Cicero | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving radiation levels that would knock out any other organism, making it way cooler in my book! |
 | John von Neumann | Thermophiles | Methanogens | Thermophiles rock because they thrive in extreme heat, which is metal as heck! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tardigrades | Methanogens | Tardigrades are the ultimate survivors; they can withstand the vacuum of space and are just plain cool! |
 | Cicero | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans rocks because it survives crazy radiation levels like a superhero! |
 | Marie Curie | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels that would wipe out others. |
 | Nerds | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels, so it totally wins for sheer toughness. |
 | Charles Darwin | Thermophiles | Methanogens | Thermophiles are like the hardcore survivalists of the microbial world, thriving in extreme heat where most life would be toast. |