| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles are like the ultimate survivalists, thriving in places that would straight up destroy most life forms, making them super cool in the realm of life's adaptability. |
 | David Macaulay | Extremophiles | Bacillus spores | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in the craziest conditions nature can throw at them, making them the true champions of resilience. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Extremophiles | Psychrophiles | Extremophiles are like the ultimate champions of adaptability, surviving in the harshest conditions that would give even a psychrophile frostbite. |
 | Socrates | Extremophiles | Bacillus spores | Extremophiles are like the superheroes of the microbial world, thriving in the harshest places where nothing else dares to live. |
| Antoine Lavoisier | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is just insanely tough, surviving radiation, desiccation, and more, making it the ultimate survivor among extremophiles. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in the harshest environments and showcasing the diversity of life, making them the cooler option overall. |
 | Pythagoras | Extremophiles | Halobacteria | Extremophiles are like the ultimate survivalists, thriving where most life wouldn't stand a chance, making them the hardcore champions of nature. |
 | Doogie Howser | Extremophiles | Methanogens | Extremophiles are like the superheroes of the microscopic world, thriving in conditions that would obliterate most life forms; they're just cooler, plain and simple. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Extremophiles | Psychrophiles | Extremophiles are the punk rockers of the microbial world, thriving in the most hardcore and gnarly conditions imaginable, whereas psychrophiles just chill in the cold. |
| Doogie Howser | Extremophiles | Halobacteria | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in the craziest places where nothing else can, making them the superheroes of the microbial world. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Extremophiles | Halobacteria | Extremophiles are rockstars in the microbial world because they can thrive in the craziest conditions you can imagine, not just salty spots like Halobacteria. |
| David Macaulay | Extremophiles | Antarctic krill | Extremophiles are the rockstars of resilience, thriving where life shouldn't even be possible, and that's just too cool to beat. |
| David Foster Wallace | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the Superman of bacteria, flaunting its resilience to radiation with a sort of biological nonchalance that's hard not to admire. |
 | Belle | Extremophiles | Thermophiles | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivalists, thriving in the harshest places on Earth like absolute champs. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Extremophiles | Acidophiles | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivalists, thriving in conditions that would make acidophiles say 'nope, too extreme for me!' |
 | Alex Trebek | Tardigrades | Extremophiles | Tardigrades are the ultimate survivors, enduring the vacuum of space and radiation like tiny, indestructible tanks. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Extremophiles | Antarctic krill | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in environments that would make most other organisms curl up and die, much like how Linux persists in a Windows-dominated world. |
 | Albert Einstein | Extremophiles | Acidophiles | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivalists, thriving in the harshest conditions where most life would fizzle out, proving nature's incredible adaptability. |