| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles are like the ultimate survivalists, thriving in places that would straight up destroy most life forms, making them super cool in the realm of life's adaptability. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans is the heavyweight champ of survival with a record for resisting crazy levels of radiation that would make a nuclear blast look like a day at the beach. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is a tough cookie, surviving crazy radiation and extreme conditions, making it the ultimate resilient microbe in the microbial world. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is just insanely tough, surviving radiation, desiccation, and more, making it the ultimate survivor among extremophiles. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in the harshest environments and showcasing the diversity of life, making them the cooler option overall. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Deinococcus radiodurans | Antarctic krill | Deinococcus radiodurans is a microscopic superhero, surviving radiation and other extremes like it's just a day at the beach, which is pretty darn impressive for any living thing. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Deinococcus radiodurans | Psychrophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is a badass microbe that can survive radiation like it's a summer breeze. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Deinococcus radiodurans | Thermophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving radiation that would make a thermophile sweat bullets. |
 | Doc Brown | Deinococcus radiodurans | Antarctic krill | Deinococcus radiodurans is the ultimate survivor, laughing in the face of radiation and extreme conditions, making it the cooler pick. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Deinococcus radiodurans | Antarctic krill | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels that'd make anything else wave the white flag. |
 | Claude Shannon | Deinococcus radiodurans | Acidophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is a beast for enduring crazy radiation levels, making it the ultimate survivor in extreme conditions. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Acidophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans | As a mad scientist type, I gotta admire acidophiles for thriving in environments that would melt the faces off most other organisms – that's hardcore survival right there! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the ultimate survivor, laughing in the face of radiation and thriving where others drop like flies. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Deinococcus radiodurans | Antarctic krill | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of the microbial world, surviving radiation doses that would turn most organisms into toast. |
 | The Brain | Deinococcus radiodurans | Acidophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels that would obliterate most life forms. |
 | Nerds | Deinococcus radiodurans | Acidophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is basically a superhero of bacteria, surviving insane radiation levels like a boss. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Deinococcus radiodurans | Acidophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is known as the 'superhero' of bacteria because it can survive extreme radiation levels that would obliterate most life forms, so it's like the ultimate tough guy in the microbial world! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Deinococcus radiodurans | Extremophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the Superman of bacteria, flaunting its resilience to radiation with a sort of biological nonchalance that's hard not to admire. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans is the ultimate survivor, shrugging off radiation like it's just a sunburn, making it the real-life super bacterium. |
 | Jensen Huang | Deinococcus radiodurans | Thermophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the ultimate survivor, shrugging off radiation like it's just a sunny day! |
 | Doc Brown | Deinococcus radiodurans | Psychrophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the Superman of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation, which is way cooler than just chilling in the cold like psychrophiles. |
 | Cicero | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving radiation levels that would knock out any other organism, making it way cooler in my book! |
 | Andy Weir | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans laughs in the face of radiation, making it the ultimate badass survivor in extreme conditions. |
 | Cicero | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans rocks because it survives crazy radiation levels like a superhero! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Deinococcus radiodurans | Acidophiles | Well, ya know, D. radiodurans is like the Superman of bacteria, surviving radiation that'd toast anything else, so it takes the cake! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Deinococcus radiodurans | Tardigrades | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the ultimate apocalypse survivor, laughing at radiation while tardigrades just take a nap when things get rough. |
 | George Orwell | Deinococcus radiodurans | Thermophiles | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the indestructible hero of the microbial world, surviving radiation that would make even the toughest thermophiles sweat. |
 | Marie Curie | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels that would wipe out others. |
 | Nerds | Deinococcus radiodurans | Methanogens | Deinococcus radiodurans is like the superhero of bacteria, surviving crazy radiation levels, so it totally wins for sheer toughness. |
 | Cicero | Deinococcus radiodurans | Halobacteria | Deinococcus radiodurans is like nature's ultimate survivor, shrugging off radiation like it's no big deal, while Halobacteria is just chilling in salty water. |