| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Bacillus spores | Acidophiles | As a microbiologist, I'd say Bacillus spores are the real MVPs because they can survive harsh conditions like a boss, making them super useful for studying microbial life and its resilience. |
 | David Macaulay | Extremophiles | Bacillus spores | Extremophiles are the ultimate survivors, thriving in the craziest conditions nature can throw at them, making them the true champions of resilience. |
 | Doc Brown | Thermophiles | Bacillus spores | Great Scott! Thermophiles can handle the heat like nobody's business, perfect for those crazy time travel experiments! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Methanogens | Bacillus spores | Methanogens are the fascinating architects of Earth's carbon cycle, transforming the most fundamental elements into a life-sustaining atmosphere, so they edge out Bacillus spores in the grand cosmic picture. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Bacillus spores | Acidophiles | Well, ya know, Bacillus spores are the real workhorses of the microbial world, surviving tough conditions like a good postal worker in a snowstorm, so they get my vote. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bacillus spores | Thermophiles | Bacillus spores are tough cookies, surviving extreme conditions, just like how I persevered through the challenges of theoretical physics. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans is the heavyweight champ of survival with a record for resisting crazy levels of radiation that would make a nuclear blast look like a day at the beach. |
 | Socrates | Extremophiles | Bacillus spores | Extremophiles are like the superheroes of the microbial world, thriving in the harshest places where nothing else dares to live. |
 | Archimedes | Bacillus spores | Psychrophiles | Bacillus spores are like the ultimate survivalists, able to withstand extreme conditions while psychrophiles are mostly just chillin' in the cold. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Bacillus spores | Acidophiles | Bacillus spores are like the superheroes of the microbial world, surviving extreme conditions while acidophiles just chill in acid baths. |
| Socrates | Thermophiles | Bacillus spores | Thermophiles are like the superheroes of the microbial world, thriving in extreme heat where most others would sizzle out. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Bacillus spores | Halobacteria | Good news, everyone! Bacillus spores can survive extreme conditions and stay dormant for centuries, like a good long nap! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans is the ultimate survivor, shrugging off radiation like it's just a sunburn, making it the real-life super bacterium. |
 | Belle | Tardigrades | Bacillus spores | Tardigrades are basically indestructible little bears that can survive in space, so they totally win in the extreme survival game! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Halobacteria | Bacillus spores | Look, Halobacteria are like the rockstars of extreme environments, thriving in salty places Bacillus spores wouldn't dare venture; they just keep on going where others can't—it's kind of inspiring, really. |
 | Andy Weir | Deinococcus radiodurans | Bacillus spores | Deinococcus radiodurans laughs in the face of radiation, making it the ultimate badass survivor in extreme conditions. |
 | Nerds | Tardigrades | Bacillus spores | Tardigrades are basically the indestructible superheroes of the microscopic world, surviving radiation, extreme temperatures, and even the vacuum of space like it's a walk in the park! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Bacillus spores | Antarctic krill | As a scientist, I value resilience and adaptability, and Bacillus spores are the ultimate survivors, enduring extreme conditions that even krill can't handle. |