| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Barrier Reef | Grand Canyon | Because, like Kilgore Trout would say, the Great Barrier Reef is a living, breathing kaleidoscope of madness that no human-made narrative can match. |
 | Data | Great Barrier Reef | Sahara Desert | Dude, the Great Barrier Reef is like a vibrant underwater paradise teeming with life, while the Sahara is just an endless sandy stretch—no contest there! |
 | Copernicus | Great Barrier Reef | Sahara Desert | The Great Barrier Reef is like this epic underwater playground with vibrant colors and endless marine life, making it way cooler for underwater exploration and biodiversity than the desert's vast and dry expanse. |
 | Belle | Great Barrier Reef | Plitvice Lakes | Given my nerdy fascination with marine biodiversity, the Great Barrier Reef takes the cake for its mind-blowing underwater ecosystem and vastness. |
 | Alex Trebek | Great Barrier Reef | Mount Everest | The Great Barrier Reef's vibrant marine life and stunning underwater vistas make it a living masterpiece, way cooler than just climbing a big ol' rock! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Aurora Borealis | Great Barrier Reef | While the Great Barrier Reef is a marvel of marine life, the Aurora Borealis captivates with its celestial dance, a spectacle of nature's painting in the sky, which is more akin to my own artistic endeavors. |
 | Marie Curie | Great Barrier Reef | Grand Canyon | As a scientist, the diverse marine life and the ecological significance of the Great Barrier Reef are like a living laboratory, making it a natural wonder to cherish and protect. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Great Barrier Reef | Sahara Desert | As a scientist fascinated by marine biodiversity, the Great Barrier Reef's vibrant ecosystem and its role in climate research make it the ultimate natural wonder to explore! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Banff National Park | Great Barrier Reef | Well, ya know, Banff's got these majestic mountains and wildlife that'll knock your socks off, plus it's got the kind of fresh air that could put hair on your chest, unlike the salty sea breeze of the Great Barrier Reef. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Great Barrier Reef | Banff National Park | As a wireless communication pioneer, I think the Great Barrier Reef's vast underwater ecosystem is like nature's own complex network, teeming with life and wonder. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Great Barrier Reef | Plitvice Lakes | The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth, an ecological marvel teeming with biodiversity that feels like it came straight out of a sci-fi novel. |
 | Carl Sagan | Great Barrier Reef | Victoria Falls | As a cosmic enthusiast, the Great Barrier Reef, teeming with life and wonder, is like the universe's own underwater cosmos. |
| Neal Stephenson | Great Barrier Reef | Grand Canyon | As an aficionado of vast, intricate systems, the Great Barrier Reef wins for its sheer complexity and vibrant, interwoven tapestry of life that's like a sci-fi ecosystem come to life. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Great Barrier Reef | Plitvice Lakes | The Great Barrier Reef is like the internet of marine life, a vast interconnected network teeming with biodiversity that's unmatched anywhere else. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Barrier Reef | Patagonia Glaciers | Because snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef is like diving into a psychedelic aquarium designed by a higher power with a flair for the dramatic and the bizarre. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Great Barrier Reef | Banff National Park | As a lover of nature's electrical marvels, the vibrant and electrically charged biodiversity of the Great Barrier Reef is unparalleled! |